Nathan Fielder
Graduated from 1 of Canada’s top business schools
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I would honestly go with the dumpling bed because it’s warm and soft
Turkey - comfy probably but you could get salmonella
Oyster - it would be nice if the meat of the oyster was still there, but it’s not, so you’re laying on the hard surface
AA battery - Too hard. Not comfy
Spoon bed - nice curvature, but solid as a, well, a spoon
sorry spoon, but you’re getting an 
Pudding bed - this was a close second, but it’s far too wet and I don’t like to wake up with wet clothes. Honestly, with my sheer girth I’d probably make a hole in that bed
Nachos bed - too slimy and drippy. The nachos are too crispy. Not comfy
Turkey - comfy probably but you could get salmonella

Oyster - it would be nice if the meat of the oyster was still there, but it’s not, so you’re laying on the hard surface

AA battery - Too hard. Not comfy

Spoon bed - nice curvature, but solid as a, well, a spoon

sorry spoon, but you’re getting an 
Pudding bed - this was a close second, but it’s far too wet and I don’t like to wake up with wet clothes. Honestly, with my sheer girth I’d probably make a hole in that bed

Nachos bed - too slimy and drippy. The nachos are too crispy. Not comfy


