Which Bed Are You Choosing To Sleep Tonight?

Nathan Fielder

Nathan Fielder

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I would honestly go with the dumpling bed because it’s warm and soft

Turkey - comfy probably but you could get salmonella ❌

Oyster - it would be nice if the meat of the oyster was still there, but it’s not, so you’re laying on the hard surface ❌

AA battery - Too hard. Not comfy ❌

Spoon bed - nice curvature, but solid as a, well, a spoon😂❤️ sorry spoon, but you’re getting an ❌

Pudding bed - this was a close second, but it’s far too wet and I don’t like to wake up with wet clothes. Honestly, with my sheer girth I’d probably make a hole in that bed ❌

Nachos bed - too slimy and drippy. The nachos are too crispy. Not comfy ❌
 
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That’s a good question
 
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In yours😝✌️
 
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What a retarded post
 
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:cautious:
 
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probably the spoon
 
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This is making me think of a thread idea
 
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Pudding bed
It’s just the material that looks wet
Looks so fucking comfy wtf
 
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