Which Bed Are You Choosing To Sleep Tonight?

[Nathan Fielder]

I would honestly go with the dumpling bed because it’s warm and soft

Turkey - comfy probably but you could get salmonella

Oyster - it would be nice if the meat of the oyster was still there, but it’s not, so you’re laying on the hard surface

AA battery - Too hard. Not comfy

Spoon bed - nice curvature, but solid as a, well, a spoon sorry spoon, but you’re getting an

Pudding bed - this was a close second, but it’s far too wet and I don’t like to wake up with wet clothes. Honestly, with my sheer girth I’d probably make a hole in that bed

Nachos bed - too slimy and drippy. The nachos are too crispy. Not comfy

 

[Nathan Fielder]

That’s a good question

 

[UrFavSub5]

In yours

 

[Nathan Fielder]

In yours

OMG

 

[Nathan Fielder]

What a retarded post

 

[Nathan Fielder]

 

[stonecold trucel]

probably the spoon

 

[Notcel]

This is making me think of a thread idea

 

[Nathan Fielder]

This is making me think of a thread idea

Make sure to tag me

 

[Notcel]

Make sure to tag me

Idk if ill make it

 

[Draak77]

Pudding bed
It’s just the material that looks wet
Looks so fucking comfy wtf