Which of these hairstyles has the highest SMV in 2023?

[Xangsane]

Fringe

Fluffy curtains

Neat curtains

 

[Deleted member 1140]

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[Xangsane]

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Nigga this is a serious question

 

[sub5inchcel]

last one

 

[Deleted member 1140]

Nigga this is a serious question

2nd mogs

 

[Xangsane]

last one

2nd mogs

Why?

 

[sub5inchcel]

Why?

first looks weird, second probabyly too muhc effort so last mogs

 

[Xangsane]

first looks weird, second probabyly too muhc effort so last mogs

We're voting in terms of objective SMV and not your subjective tastes, though I personally like the last one.

 

[sub5inchcel]

We're voting in terms of objective SMV and not your subjective tastes, though I personally like the last one.

last gives best smv because it loks better

 

[Xangsane]

last gives best smv because it loks better

@Prettyboy thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 25059]

ne(e)t curtains for u obviously

 

[LastGerman]

It is over for all of them.

 

[RopeMaxxed]

I have fringe and it:
Looks like shit.

 

[BongMog]

Fringe for me tbh

 

[LowTrust]

fluffy curtains > fringe > neat curtains from my experience, but depends on harmony and flaws, for example fringe is best for those with big foreheads

 

[80iq]

fluffy curtains tbh.

i think fringes only look good on a very specific type of hair. like in the examples u gave, their hair was too curly

i feel like neat curtains is just a worser version of fluffy curtains b/c fluffy has more volume

 

[chawaje]

3rd moggs

 

[bleksandre]

My curtains mog

 

[cytoplasm]

They're all cheatcodes and I can achieve none of them

 

[Xangsane]

fluffy curtains > fringe > neat curtains from my experience, but depends on harmony and flaws, for example fringe is best for those with big foreheads

Why that order?

 

[Xangsane]

fluffy curtains tbh.

i think fringes only look good on a very specific type of hair. like in the examples u gave, their hair was too curly

i feel like neat curtains is just a worser version of fluffy curtains b/c fluffy has more volume

What's the failo for neat curtains?

 

[zharupodrugu]

One thats suits u the best.

 

[flippasav]

All of them are good

 

[edodalic29]

Those haircuts seem to childish and are mainly for little boys . This haircut is ideal for men like in my avi

 

[LowTrust]

Why that order?

fluffy curtains is unique irl, most people that have curtains have neat curtains and it looks completely nerd and dogshit, fringe looks really good but practically everyone nowadays has it

 

[Xangsane]

Those haircuts seem to childish and are mainly for little boys . This haircut is ideal for men like in my avi

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JFL you went from prettyboypilled to mascpilled

 

[Xangsane]

fluffy curtains is unique irl, most people that have curtains have neat curtains and it looks completely nerd and dogshit, fringe looks really good but practically everyone nowadays has it

Are you prettyboypilled?

 

[LowTrust]

Are you prettyboypilled?

I have to be bro my face is like if these two nlggers had a baby

 

[edodalic29]

JFL you went from prettyboypilled to mascpilled

I honestly don’t know what niche i fit in , i have some prettyboy features but body and hair is masc . Im trying to perfect a balance of both .

 

[BlondeB1tch]

All look gay and feminine

 

[badamj]

Either of the curtains work well if you are a prettyboy

 

[Deleted member 25586]

Fringe

 

[Deleted member 21531]

Gay af
Mullet mogs

 

[MaartenVaanThomm]

Fringe
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Fluffy curtains
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Neat curtains
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In reality this is impossible to answer in one way. It heavily depends on ones skull shape.

Assuming you have perfect skull (balanced forhead with no slope, flat and broad roof, prominent occiput) curly fringe with undercut will mog, beacuse those tight sides will heavily highlight your cheekbones.

Fluffy curtains on the other hand, also called as wavy middle part is an extremely good haircut if you must cover up some skull flaws. It will frame your face to the best proportions when cut and styling is mastered and it will fucking reshape your subhuman skull and give off a warrior skull impression.

It will combat effectively:

-early corners (good hair density required)
-not squarish hairline impression
-slopped forehead (this is hard or impossible to achieve with the curly fringe from the side profile)
-slopped roof of your skull
-flat occiput bone
-even some fuckin ear deformations

Those "neat curtains" are just fluffy curtains on day 3, or just a cut without styling, so I wouldn't count it as a separate category here.

In short: perfect skull - curly fringe with undercut, flawed skull - wavy middle part

 

[Deleted member 26633]

its not the hairstyles but the faces below them