WHICH .ORG USER ARE YOU??? (EVERYONE GTFIH NOW)

i hear voices

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Here are the contestants :

STARTING WITH...

THE LOOKSMAXING USER
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- Spends his time browsing the looksmax section giving the wrong advice to greys and other users alike
- Known for asking about surgeries that he knows he will never do because he is terrified
- Obsess over proportions and measurements
- PSL autists that have a deep closeted love for male models
- Will softmaxx and brag about his ascension on social media apps like he just reconstructed his face



THE MONEYMAXXING CHAD
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- Will either become a pimp or a betabux, no in between

- His only form of making money is either wage-slaving, eCommerce, or some kind of stock/crypto investing
- average thread looks like "Is ____ a good job?" or "How can I make 100k in 3 months?"
- Spends his time building wealth for surgeries or escorts/drugs

THE RATINGS ANALYZER
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- He can accurately measure each pixel of a 240p selfie to come up with a rating

- Your rating will never be accurate because these guys usually mix in jealousy and hate depending on the person
- His autism has allowed him to reach a level of facial analysis that rivals even the skills of cosmetic surgeons
- Hates attractive people, hates ugly people as well
- Likes to encourage suicide to anyone that has a feature that is slightly undesirable
- Curries, Niggers, Chinks, Slavs, anyone that isnt a Chad is not safe from his harsh words

THE OFF-TOPIC SCHIZOID
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- Rotters, racist, pedophiles, feds, psych ward escapists all come here to lower the average IQ of the world even more
- doesn't even looksmax only here to rot
- Spreads BBC propaganda here, Gore, Schizo rants, threads that will make you question the sanity of these people
- He will tell his incel backstory here and will get "DNR'ed" by every user online
- Either you enjoy high quality incel content or get water and boring threads all day
- The home for Future ERs, NEETS, and terminally online people

Thanks for reading bros, leave which user u are down below
 
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@Xangsane @ElTruecel @GabachoCopium @murdah @try2beme @Pei @Vermilioncore
 
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offtopic schizoid
 
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offtopic NT but ugly oldcel
 
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i’m the sigma off topic racist
 
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Here are the contestants :

STARTING WITH...

THE LOOKSMAXING USER
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- Spends his time browsing the looksmax section giving the wrong advice to greys and other users alike
- Known for asking about surgeries that he knows he will never do because he is terrified
- Obsess over proportions and measurements
- PSL autists that have a deep closeted love for male models
- Will softmaxx and brag about his ascension on social media apps like he just reconstructed his face



THE MONEYMAXXING CHAD
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- Will either become a pimp or a betabux, no in between

- His only form of making money is either wage-slaving, eCommerce, or some kind of stock/crypto investing
- average thread looks like "Is ____ a good job?" or "How can I make 100k in 3 months?"
- Spends his time building wealth for surgeries or escorts/drugs

THE RATINGS ANALYZER
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- He can accurately measure each pixel of a 240p selfie to come up with a rating

- Your rating will never be accurate because these guys usually mix in jealousy and hate depending on the person
- His autism has allowed him to reach a level of facial analysis that rivals even the skills of cosmetic surgeons
- Hates attractive people, hates ugly people as well
- Likes to encourage suicide to anyone that has a feature that is slightly undesirable
- Curries, Niggers, Chinks, Slavs, anyone that isnt a Chad is not safe from his harsh words

THE OFF-TOPIC SCHIZOID
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- Rotters, racist, pedophiles, feds, psych ward escapists all come here to lower the average IQ of the world even more
- doesn't even looksmax only here to rot
- Spreads BBC propaganda here, Gore, Schizo rants, threads that will make you question the sanity of these people
- He will tell his incel backstory here and will get "DNR'ed" by every user online
- Either you enjoy high quality incel content or get water and boring threads all day
- The home for Future ERs, NEETS, and terminally online people

Thanks for reading bros, leave which user u are down below
Off-topic Schizo, but now I'm slowly switching toward the looksmaxxing user
 
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mix of the last 2
 
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Mixture of 2 and 4
 
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The roidabuser ethnic chad
 
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I'm .org chad
 
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normal offtopic user
 
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offtopic gets boring and idk wtf i should do there, i think looksmax section is better
 
offtopic gets boring and idk wtf i should do there, i think looksmax section is better
but i only see retarted greys in the looksmaxxing section tbh, seeing the 1000th thread from a grey asking how to debloate really pisses me off. Looksmax section can be so much better
 
The old-time lurker who occasionally posts.
 
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Started as a looksmax user, became an off-topic schizoid.
 
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THE OFF-TOPIC SCHIZOID
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- Rotters, racist, pedophiles, feds, psych ward escapists all come here to lower the average IQ of the world even more
- doesn't even looksmax only here to rot
- Spreads BBC propaganda here, Gore, Schizo rants, threads that will make you question the sanity of these people
- He will tell his incel backstory here and will get "DNR'ed" by every user online
- Either you enjoy high quality incel content or get water and boring threads all day
- The home for Future ERs, NEETS, and terminally online people
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i hate this thread....
 

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