i hear voices
Officially a whitepill believer
- Joined
- Aug 16, 2023
- Posts
- 2,606
- Reputation
- 2,935
Here are the contestants :
STARTING WITH...
THE LOOKSMAXING USER
- Spends his time browsing the looksmax section giving the wrong advice to greys and other users alike
- Known for asking about surgeries that he knows he will never do because he is terrified
- Obsess over proportions and measurements
- PSL autists that have a deep closeted love for male models
- Will softmaxx and brag about his ascension on social media apps like he just reconstructed his face
THE MONEYMAXXING CHAD
- Will either become a pimp or a betabux, no in between
- His only form of making money is either wage-slaving, eCommerce, or some kind of stock/crypto investing
- average thread looks like "Is ____ a good job?" or "How can I make 100k in 3 months?"
- Spends his time building wealth for surgeries or escorts/drugs
THE RATINGS ANALYZER
- He can accurately measure each pixel of a 240p selfie to come up with a rating
- Your rating will never be accurate because these guys usually mix in jealousy and hate depending on the person
- His autism has allowed him to reach a level of facial analysis that rivals even the skills of cosmetic surgeons
- Hates attractive people, hates ugly people as well
- Likes to encourage suicide to anyone that has a feature that is slightly undesirable
- Curries, Niggers, Chinks, Slavs, anyone that isnt a Chad is not safe from his harsh words
THE OFF-TOPIC SCHIZOID
- Rotters, racist, pedophiles, feds, psych ward escapists all come here to lower the average IQ of the world even more
- doesn't even looksmax only here to rot
- Spreads BBC propaganda here, Gore, Schizo rants, threads that will make you question the sanity of these people
- He will tell his incel backstory here and will get "DNR'ed" by every user online
- Either you enjoy high quality incel content or get water and boring threads all day
- The home for Future ERs, NEETS, and terminally online people
Thanks for reading bros, leave which user u are down below
STARTING WITH...
THE LOOKSMAXING USER
- Spends his time browsing the looksmax section giving the wrong advice to greys and other users alike
- Known for asking about surgeries that he knows he will never do because he is terrified
- Obsess over proportions and measurements
- PSL autists that have a deep closeted love for male models
- Will softmaxx and brag about his ascension on social media apps like he just reconstructed his face
THE MONEYMAXXING CHAD
- Will either become a pimp or a betabux, no in between
- His only form of making money is either wage-slaving, eCommerce, or some kind of stock/crypto investing
- average thread looks like "Is ____ a good job?" or "How can I make 100k in 3 months?"
- Spends his time building wealth for surgeries or escorts/drugs
THE RATINGS ANALYZER
- He can accurately measure each pixel of a 240p selfie to come up with a rating
- Your rating will never be accurate because these guys usually mix in jealousy and hate depending on the person
- His autism has allowed him to reach a level of facial analysis that rivals even the skills of cosmetic surgeons
- Hates attractive people, hates ugly people as well
- Likes to encourage suicide to anyone that has a feature that is slightly undesirable
- Curries, Niggers, Chinks, Slavs, anyone that isnt a Chad is not safe from his harsh words
THE OFF-TOPIC SCHIZOID
- Rotters, racist, pedophiles, feds, psych ward escapists all come here to lower the average IQ of the world even more
- doesn't even looksmax only here to rot
- Spreads BBC propaganda here, Gore, Schizo rants, threads that will make you question the sanity of these people
- He will tell his incel backstory here and will get "DNR'ed" by every user online
- Either you enjoy high quality incel content or get water and boring threads all day
- The home for Future ERs, NEETS, and terminally online people
Thanks for reading bros, leave which user u are down below
