Cope Which SUV is the best for statusmaxxing and making the normies seethe?

[shekelmaxxer]

SUVs are not generally good statusmaxxer, but I have to buy one anyway. My budget is around $40k ~ $50k

Which SUV will give me the most status boost and make the normies seethe?

2023 BMW X1

2023 Audi Q3

2023 Mercedes-Benz GLA Class

2023 Volvo XC40

2023 Lexus UX

2023 Jaguar E-Pace

If you know about other brands/models within $40k-$50k budget, feel free to comment.

 

[Iasacrko]

Every single pic is fucked

 

[shekelmaxxer]

Every single pic is fucked

fixed

 

[anoncell]

Merc in this case, but a coupe would be more of a status max

 

[Ai Impact]

merc but id get it white probably

 

[LooksOverAll]

g wagon, urus, or cullinan. rest is cope normie cars.

 

[LooksOverAll]

merc but id get it white probably

Another girl on this forum?

 

[shekelmaxxer]

g wagon, urus, or cullinan. rest is cope normie cars.

T.

 

[Corleone]

SUVs are not generally good statusmaxxer, but I have to buy one anyway. My budget is around $40k ~ $50k

Which SUV will give me the most status boost and make the normies seethe?

2023 BMW X1

2023 Audi Q3

2023 Mercedes-Benz GLA Class

2023 Volvo XC40

2023 Lexus UX

2023 Jaguar E-Pace

If you know about other brands/models within $40k-$50k budget, feel free to comment.

used X6 looks good. don't be a retard and buy new models. Just don't like the back of the 3rd Gen.

Original release still looks boss imo.

 

[shekelmaxxer]

used X6 looks good. don't be a retard and buy new models.

used cars won't make the normies seethe, my goal is to ride a brand new 0-mile car, i know it's retarded but whatever

 

[Corleone]

i know it's retarded but whatever

giga-retarded, especially because no one, but other car-freak men could tell the difference between a 3 year old and new car. might as well get a Maserati if you only want status. horribly unreliable cars though.

 

[justshower]

g wagon, urus, or cullinan. rest is cope normie cars.

only correct answer. No foid/normie cares about all the cars you listed, either you drive a really expensive car or it doesnt matter at all.

 

[Corleone]

SUVs are not generally good statusmaxxer, but I have to buy one anyway. My budget is around $40k ~ $50k

Which SUV will give me the most status boost and make the normies seethe?

2023 BMW X1

I want to drive BMW but can't afford a real one.

2023 Audi Q3

gay teacher car.

2023 Mercedes-Benz GLA Class

shit-car.

2023 Volvo XC40

grandpa-car

2023 Lexus UX

0 status rice-cel car.

2023 Jaguar E-Pace

decent.

 

[shekelmaxxer]

only correct answer. No foid/normie cares about all the cars you listed, either you drive a really expensive car or it doesnt matter at all.

clearly you have no idea what kind of cars normies ride in the US

 

[Corleone]

clearly you have no idea what kind of cars normies ride in the US

oh you're from the US. get an old BMW X6, that's hella status.

 

[justshower]

clearly you have no idea what kind of cars normies ride in the US

The answer is rr

 

[Corleone]

The answer is rr

That‘s a pimp and grandpa-car.

 

[shekelmaxxer]

giga-retarded, especially because no one, but other car-freak men could tell the difference between a 3 year old and new car. might as well get a Maserati if you only want status. horribly unreliable cars though.
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cars like that are not just unreliable, they are a huge pain in the ass for maintenance
i'm not just doing it to make the normies seethe, that's kinda overstatement, driving a brand new car was on my wish list
also the normies in my close circle will know it's a brand new, that's sufficient status point for me for now

 

[shekelmaxxer]

The answer is rr

never seen a rr in front of a "5 below" shop in my life, this is some surrealistic shit going on in that pic

 

[Pretty]

giga-retarded, especially because no one, but other car-freak men could tell the difference between a 3 year old and new car. might as well get a Maserati if you only want status. horribly unreliable cars though.
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shitbox

 

[Pretty]

Get the lexus if you want something reliable

Get the merc if you really care about status but you will be disappointed

 

[Iblamejordan]

Touring Byron Bay with Jordan Barrett

www.mercedes-benz.com.au

This

 

[Corleone]

Get the lexus if you want something reliable

Get the merc if you really care about status but you will be disappointed

an entry-model A-class Mercedes ain't impressing no one. I know 18-year-olds with a $1500/month salary driving them.

with Mercedes you need at least a C-class and with BMW at least a 3-series, everything below that is for poor people.

 

[Pretty]

an entry-model A-class Mercedes ain't impressing no one. I know 18-year-olds with a $1500/month salary driving them.

JFL at poor retards who get car for muh status

 

[Corleone]

JFL at poor retards who get car for muh status

you're the one advising him to get a lexus or merc a-class JFL I told him to get a good used one instead.

 

[shekelmaxxer]

Get the merc if you really care about status but you will be disappointed

why will I be disappointed?

 

[shekelmaxxer]

an entry-model A-class Mercedes ain't impressing no one. I know 18-year-olds with a $1500/month salary driving them.

an entry-model dass-A merc costs like $40k~$45k, how does he afford that with $1500/month? he definitely lives with his parents

with Mercedes you need at least a C-class and with BMW at least a 3-series, everything below that is for poor people.

bmw x1 core model costs $39k and x3 core model costs $46k, that's only $7k difference
on the other hand, x1 with premium features costs like $45k

 

[Corleone]

an entry-model dass-A merc costs like $40k~$45k, how does he afford that with $1500/month? he definitely lives with his parents

by leasing it instead of buying. that's why buying an entry-level car won't be a good status flex. most live with their parents at 18.

better to buy a used bit older high-end car (that can't be leased for cheap) than to buy an entry-level new one.

bmw x1 core model costs $39k and x3 core model costs $46k, that's only $7k difference
on the other hand, x1 with premium features costs like $45k

1 and 2 series are small cars for poor people and women that are uncomfortable with bigger ones. men drive 3-series and up.

 

[shekelmaxxer]

by leasing it instead of buying. that's why buying an entry-level car won't be a good status flex. most live with their parents at 18.

isn't leasing going to cost more in the long run?

better to buy a used bit older high-end car (that can't be leased for cheap) than to buy an entry-level new one.

1 and 2 series are small cars for poor people and women that are uncomfortable with bigger ones. men drive 3-series and up.

x3 is 7" longer and 2" wider than x1, i don't think that's a huge difference in size

 

[Corleone]

isn't leasing going to cost more in the long run?

way more, but if you are poor and want to drive new car of a decent brand it is your only option. stupid financially of course.

 

[Corleone]

7" longer and 2" wider, don't think that's a huge difference in size

ask your mother if 7" longer and 2" wider are a huge difference or not.

 

[shekelmaxxer]

ask your mother if 7" longer and 2" wider are a huge difference or not.

women are even more clueless about distance, weight and time