Cope Which SUV is the best for statusmaxxing and making the normies seethe?

Which one is the best for statusmaxxing and making the normies seethe?

  • BMW X1

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • Audi Q3

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mercedes-Benz GLA Class

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • Volvo XC40

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lexus UX

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • Jaguar E-Pace

    Votes: 3 21.4%

  • Total voters
    14
shekelmaxxer

shekelmaxxer

Iron
Joined
Jul 26, 2022
Posts
104
Reputation
81
SUVs are not generally good statusmaxxer, but I have to buy one anyway. My budget is around $40k ~ $50k

Which SUV will give me the most status boost and make the normies seethe?

2023 BMW X1
cc_2023bms250003_01_1280_475.png


2023 Audi Q3
97f586cf97628deed0bfe6270b7df3b5x.jpg


2023 Mercedes-Benz GLA Class
cc_2023MBS710021_01_640_696.png

2023 Volvo XC40
dc1f77166af4b2dee9dd536db00bb2d6.png



2023 Lexus UX
cc_2023LES220056_01_1280_223.png



2023 Jaguar E-Pace
cc_2023JAS010004_01_640_1AG.png


If you know about other brands/models within $40k-$50k budget, feel free to comment.
 
Last edited:
Corleone

Corleone

- Consigliere -
Joined
Nov 26, 2021
Posts
3,337
Reputation
5,633
SUVs are not generally good statusmaxxer, but I have to buy one anyway. My budget is around $40k ~ $50k

Which SUV will give me the most status boost and make the normies seethe?

2023 BMW X1
cc_2023bms250003_01_1280_475.png


2023 Audi Q3
97f586cf97628deed0bfe6270b7df3b5x.jpg


2023 Mercedes-Benz GLA Class
cc_2023MBS710021_01_640_696.png

2023 Volvo XC40
dc1f77166af4b2dee9dd536db00bb2d6.png



2023 Lexus UX
cc_2023LES220056_01_1280_223.png



2023 Jaguar E-Pace
cc_2023JAS010004_01_640_1AG.png


If you know about other brands/models within $40k-$50k budget, feel free to comment.
used X6 looks good. don't be a retard and buy new models. Just don't like the back of the 3rd Gen.
Screenshot 2023 03 19 at 000415
Screenshot 2023 03 19 at 000427


Original release still looks boss imo.
Screenshot 2023 03 19 at 000504
 
Last edited:
shekelmaxxer

shekelmaxxer

Iron
Joined
Jul 26, 2022
Posts
104
Reputation
81
used X6 looks good. don't be a retard and buy new models.
used cars won't make the normies seethe, my goal is to ride a brand new 0-mile car, i know it's retarded but whatever
 
Corleone

Corleone

- Consigliere -
Joined
Nov 26, 2021
Posts
3,337
Reputation
5,633
i know it's retarded but whatever
giga-retarded, especially because no one, but other car-freak men could tell the difference between a 3 year old and new car. might as well get a Maserati if you only want status. horribly unreliable cars though.
Screenshot 2023 03 19 at 000738
 
Last edited:
justshower

justshower

Joined
Sep 16, 2022
Posts
1,355
Reputation
2,107
g wagon, urus, or cullinan. rest is cope normie cars.
only correct answer. No foid/normie cares about all the cars you listed, either you drive a really expensive car or it doesnt matter at all.
 
Corleone

Corleone

- Consigliere -
Joined
Nov 26, 2021
Posts
3,337
Reputation
5,633
SUVs are not generally good statusmaxxer, but I have to buy one anyway. My budget is around $40k ~ $50k

Which SUV will give me the most status boost and make the normies seethe?

2023 BMW X1
cc_2023bms250003_01_1280_475.png
I want to drive BMW but can't afford a real one.
2023 Audi Q3
97f586cf97628deed0bfe6270b7df3b5x.jpg
gay teacher car.
2023 Mercedes-Benz GLA Class
cc_2023MBS710021_01_640_696.png
shit-car.
2023 Volvo XC40
dc1f77166af4b2dee9dd536db00bb2d6.png
grandpa-car
2023 Lexus UX
cc_2023LES220056_01_1280_223.png
0 status rice-cel car.
2023 Jaguar E-Pace
cc_2023JAS010004_01_640_1AG.png
decent.
 
shekelmaxxer

shekelmaxxer

Iron
Joined
Jul 26, 2022
Posts
104
Reputation
81
only correct answer. No foid/normie cares about all the cars you listed, either you drive a really expensive car or it doesnt matter at all.
clearly you have no idea what kind of cars normies ride in the US
walmartparkinglot.jpg
 
shekelmaxxer

shekelmaxxer

Iron
Joined
Jul 26, 2022
Posts
104
Reputation
81
giga-retarded, especially because no one, but other car-freak men could tell the difference between a 3 year old and new car. might as well get a Maserati if you only want status. horribly unreliable cars though.
View attachment 2115894
cars like that are not just unreliable, they are a huge pain in the ass for maintenance
i'm not just doing it to make the normies seethe, that's kinda overstatement, driving a brand new car was on my wish list
also the normies in my close circle will know it's a brand new, that's sufficient status point for me for now :ROFLMAO:
 
Pretty

Pretty

Pruhtty Women 🫶
Joined
Apr 2, 2020
Posts
15,430
Reputation
23,123
Get the lexus if you want something reliable

Get the merc if you really care about status but you will be disappointed
 
Corleone

Corleone

- Consigliere -
Joined
Nov 26, 2021
Posts
3,337
Reputation
5,633
Get the lexus if you want something reliable

Get the merc if you really care about status but you will be disappointed
an entry-model A-class Mercedes ain't impressing no one. I know 18-year-olds with a $1500/month salary driving them.

with Mercedes you need at least a C-class and with BMW at least a 3-series, everything below that is for poor people.
 
Pretty

Pretty

Pruhtty Women 🫶
Joined
Apr 2, 2020
Posts
15,430
Reputation
23,123
an entry-model A-class Mercedes ain't impressing no one. I know 18-year-olds with a $1500/month salary driving them.
JFL at poor retards who get car for muh status
 
Corleone

Corleone

- Consigliere -
Joined
Nov 26, 2021
Posts
3,337
Reputation
5,633
JFL at poor retards who get car for muh status
you're the one advising him to get a lexus or merc a-class JFL I told him to get a good used one instead.
 
shekelmaxxer

shekelmaxxer

Iron
Joined
Jul 26, 2022
Posts
104
Reputation
81
an entry-model A-class Mercedes ain't impressing no one. I know 18-year-olds with a $1500/month salary driving them.
an entry-model dass-A merc costs like $40k~$45k, how does he afford that with $1500/month? he definitely lives with his parents
with Mercedes you need at least a C-class and with BMW at least a 3-series, everything below that is for poor people.
bmw x1 core model costs $39k and x3 core model costs $46k, that's only $7k difference
on the other hand, x1 with premium features costs like $45k
 
Corleone

Corleone

- Consigliere -
Joined
Nov 26, 2021
Posts
3,337
Reputation
5,633
an entry-model dass-A merc costs like $40k~$45k, how does he afford that with $1500/month? he definitely lives with his parents
by leasing it instead of buying. that's why buying an entry-level car won't be a good status flex. most live with their parents at 18.

better to buy a used bit older high-end car (that can't be leased for cheap) than to buy an entry-level new one.
bmw x1 core model costs $39k and x3 core model costs $46k, that's only $7k difference
on the other hand, x1 with premium features costs like $45k
1 and 2 series are small cars for poor people and women that are uncomfortable with bigger ones. men drive 3-series and up.
57-1200x800-d1e68decc69e40e0.jpg
 
Last edited:
shekelmaxxer

shekelmaxxer

Iron
Joined
Jul 26, 2022
Posts
104
Reputation
81
by leasing it instead of buying. that's why buying an entry-level car won't be a good status flex. most live with their parents at 18.
isn't leasing going to cost more in the long run?
better to buy a used bit older high-end car (that can't be leased for cheap) than to buy an entry-level new one.

1 and 2 series are small cars for poor people and women that are uncomfortable with bigger ones. men drive 3-series and up.
57-1200x800-d1e68decc69e40e0.jpg
x3 is 7" longer and 2" wider than x1, i don't think that's a huge difference in size
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Top