While I wait for my dad to set me up with a girl, should I order a kissing device and attach it onto my pillow?

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I want to luciddreammaxx while I fantasise about dating, having a wonderful life and making love with my ideal girl that I'm dating in my imagination while he sets me up with a girl from his family connections.

I need to put a kissing device on my pillow while I cling on to my bedsheet and hump it, imagining it's my sweet, darling gf. Nothing is complete without tender kisses and touching her face, sorry I meant my pillow.

I might attach a curly, puffy wig onto my pillow if I could find one. I will run my hands in her scalp gently giving it a massage.

Any advice pls?
 
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luljankybo said:
Wdym how nigga you just made a thread about kissing a pillow imagining its your girlfriend
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I need something to cope with before my dad helps me find a hqnp girl.
 
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Xangsane said:
I want to luciddreammaxx while I fantasise about dating, having a wonderful life and making love with my ideal girl that I'm dating in my imagination while he sets me up with a girl from his family connections.

I need to put a kissing device on my pillow while I cling on to my bedsheet and hump it, imagining it's my sweet, darling gf. Nothing is complete without tender kisses and touching her face, sorry I meant my pillow.

I might attach a curly, puffy wig onto my pillow if I could find one. I will run my hands in her scalp gently giving it a massage.

Any advice pls?
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Whenever I used to enter into a lucid dream I would just grab the nearest girl and brutally rape her knowing I was dreaming and there would be no consequences. There was no kissing.
 
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Practice with your wife if she isn't ran through by Chads.
 
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Chadeep said:
Practice with your wife if she isn't ran through by Chads.
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He’s getting a British Muslima. She prob has chad and Tyrone cock on her mouth. I know girls who kissed their parents after sucking my dick lmfao :feelsgah::forcedsmile:
 
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Jamesothy said:
Whenever I used to enter into a lucid dream I would just grab the nearest girl and brutally rape her knowing I was dreaming and there would be no consequences. There was no kissing.
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:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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.what in the fucking autism is this
 
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PrinceLuenLeoncur said:
He’s getting a British Muslima. She prob has chad and Tyrone cock on her mouth. I know girls who kissed their parents after sucking my dick lmfao :feelsgah::forcedsmile:
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She doesn't have to be British according to dad.
 
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Xangsane said:
I just want to cope while my dad helps me find a girl.
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just wait nigga . max 3 months he'll find a girl . tell him to find a girl for me as well . syrian , lebanese , jordanian preffered
 
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currylightskin said:
just wait nigga . max 3 months he'll find a girl . tell him to find a girl for me as well . syrian , lebanese , jordanian preffered
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I feel lovesick. And sure.
 
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currylightskin said:
till then cope with humping your pillow
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Should I get a kissing device? It's not complete without kisses, eye contact (I'll have to imagine this) and caressing.
 
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Should I get a kissing device? It's not complete without kisses, eye contact (I'll have to imagine this) and caressing.
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bro you've survived 8 years . its probably 2-3 months . dont waste your sperm lucid dreaming
 
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Xangsane said:
I want to luciddreammaxx while I fantasise about dating, having a wonderful life and making love with my ideal girl that I'm dating in my imagination while he sets me up with a girl from his family connections.

I need to put a kissing device on my pillow while I cling on to my bedsheet and hump it, imagining it's my sweet, darling gf. Nothing is complete without tender kisses and touching her face, sorry I meant my pillow.

I might attach a curly, puffy wig onto my pillow if I could find one. I will run my hands in her scalp gently giving it a massage.

Any advice pls?
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what the fuck GIF
 
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Very odd idea
 
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You are one strange boyo
 
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Do you plan on showing her your looksmax account?
 
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