Clavicular
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I legit cage hard @ all the stupid shit people write on here geniunely. The underrates, LARPs, etc under my posts is legit clown tier.
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Just FYI I read ur hate threads while im balls deep in hot chicks usually
I was going out on a date with this girl last night, I had met her while bouncermaxing and we already made out and exchanged numbers. My buddy brutally cucked me by saying she was into me and wanted me to go up to her (which was a total lie) and as soon as I approached I see him start cackling up as the girl reacts like shes never seen me before. Being the mogger I am, I made the approach successful and asked her to dance, madeout, etc.
Then I kept texting the girl for the next few days, as she wouldnt let me fuck her without a date first (shes romanian orthodox or whatever) I was like ok ill cuck to your traditions and take you to get drinks. So I pick a bar that serves minors and I show her my fake ID to LARP that im 22 which was her age. She ofc had no clue it was fake so I was golden. All I had was propranolol for low inhib so I had to ethanolmax at the bar to get intoxicated. I ripped 6 shots in a row of tequila, no chaser and she was miring at me hard for that. The bartender cut me off after 10 min of being in the bar which was giga brutal but atleast i didnt get too trashed.
Pic of us in the bar, she wanted me to post it on IG so I copied a mog PSLers strat of hiding all females from viewing the story to not ruin other slays. (you know who you are if ur reading)
This girl is cute, def HTB despite all the cope ratings in this thread
All clavicular slays are MTBs.... but only when people who hate me are rating them
Our conversation was smooth, im good at small talk, frauding intrest yk. We talked about how it was back in romania, how jestered the US is, etc. She kept trying to shittest me because I told her girls dont need to workout only men because all girls need to do is stay thin. She was arguing and I stayed firm by my mundane position which she admired hard. She is clearly high e2 and told me she hates birth control so pretty much a fertile mogger.
The bartender said I wont be served again cuz of the amount of liquor i had in such a short amt of time which is beyond jestered so I just said lets go back to mine. We start driving home and I took my second device and played 417 HZ sounds to build the sexual tension (insane autism) and music over it so it wasnt obvious. I blasted techno and just vibed on the way home holding her hands and physically escalating the tension.
We get to my house and I start giving tasks to take off my footwear and switch into thick crocks, I also made her remove her AF1s so she looses 1.5'. I tiptoemaxed on one foot to boost another 3cm and kept moving around so she wouldnt get to stand next to me and notice change in proportions, anytime we changed locations like going to my room id make her walk infront so i didnt have to tiptoemax. We sit on my couch and start kissing, she gets ontop of me and I fumble taking off her dress because it was a pullover and I just pulled it up and over her. She had underwear for sex so I knew she would wanna slay.
I did a prescribed jerk last night to be able to last longer which FINISHED me as I couldnt get hard.... I had severe ED even tho we were both naked kissing. I legit LARPed that things were moving to quick and I didnt wanna fuck. She was like omg did I do something so i just said i wanna get to know you first. I start fingering her to distract her so I can jerk off to get hard and her hips were pulsing and she was squeezing my forearm giga hard. She orgasm'd from just me fingering her (you can tell if shes intensely moaning than goes limp and silent). The weird thing was she said "are you wearing protection" which implies she thought i was fucking. I just said yes cuz i was like wtf this has to be a joke. I eventually got a piss boner and i slipped a rubber back on and fucked her. She was moaning despite me barely being hard or giving effort. Perks of dating low BC girls ig.
She stayed over my place so I lucky dipped 10g of melatonin which knocked me out, sleeping with a girl is giga brutal cuz its hot and they keep grabbing u to cuddle. I wokeup and looked bogged since i didnt shower and my hair was afro tier which legit failo'd me hard. I drove her home this morning and we been texting all day.
JFL if ur not bouncermaxing for infinite slays @WishIwasChico
Clavicular is NOT HTN
Idk where this came from hes facially MTN I guess height pushes him to HTN but facially he isnt
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CLAVICULAR IS 5'4
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Just FYI I read ur hate threads while im balls deep in hot chicks usually
I was going out on a date with this girl last night, I had met her while bouncermaxing and we already made out and exchanged numbers. My buddy brutally cucked me by saying she was into me and wanted me to go up to her (which was a total lie) and as soon as I approached I see him start cackling up as the girl reacts like shes never seen me before. Being the mogger I am, I made the approach successful and asked her to dance, madeout, etc.
Then I kept texting the girl for the next few days, as she wouldnt let me fuck her without a date first (shes romanian orthodox or whatever) I was like ok ill cuck to your traditions and take you to get drinks. So I pick a bar that serves minors and I show her my fake ID to LARP that im 22 which was her age. She ofc had no clue it was fake so I was golden. All I had was propranolol for low inhib so I had to ethanolmax at the bar to get intoxicated. I ripped 6 shots in a row of tequila, no chaser and she was miring at me hard for that. The bartender cut me off after 10 min of being in the bar which was giga brutal but atleast i didnt get too trashed.
Pic of us in the bar, she wanted me to post it on IG so I copied a mog PSLers strat of hiding all females from viewing the story to not ruin other slays. (you know who you are if ur reading)
This girl is cute, def HTB despite all the cope ratings in this thread
All clavicular slays are MTBs.... but only when people who hate me are rating them
Our conversation was smooth, im good at small talk, frauding intrest yk. We talked about how it was back in romania, how jestered the US is, etc. She kept trying to shittest me because I told her girls dont need to workout only men because all girls need to do is stay thin. She was arguing and I stayed firm by my mundane position which she admired hard. She is clearly high e2 and told me she hates birth control so pretty much a fertile mogger.
The bartender said I wont be served again cuz of the amount of liquor i had in such a short amt of time which is beyond jestered so I just said lets go back to mine. We start driving home and I took my second device and played 417 HZ sounds to build the sexual tension (insane autism) and music over it so it wasnt obvious. I blasted techno and just vibed on the way home holding her hands and physically escalating the tension.
We get to my house and I start giving tasks to take off my footwear and switch into thick crocks, I also made her remove her AF1s so she looses 1.5'. I tiptoemaxed on one foot to boost another 3cm and kept moving around so she wouldnt get to stand next to me and notice change in proportions, anytime we changed locations like going to my room id make her walk infront so i didnt have to tiptoemax. We sit on my couch and start kissing, she gets ontop of me and I fumble taking off her dress because it was a pullover and I just pulled it up and over her. She had underwear for sex so I knew she would wanna slay.
I did a prescribed jerk last night to be able to last longer which FINISHED me as I couldnt get hard.... I had severe ED even tho we were both naked kissing. I legit LARPed that things were moving to quick and I didnt wanna fuck. She was like omg did I do something so i just said i wanna get to know you first
. I start fingering her to distract her so I can jerk off to get hard and her hips were pulsing and she was squeezing my forearm giga hard. She orgasm'd from just me fingering her (you can tell if shes intensely moaning than goes limp and silent). The weird thing was she said "are you wearing protection" which implies she thought i was fucking. I just said yes cuz i was like wtf this has to be a joke. I eventually got a piss boner and i slipped a rubber back on and fucked her. She was moaning despite me barely being hard or giving effort. Perks of dating low BC girls ig. She stayed over my place so I lucky dipped 10g of melatonin which knocked me out, sleeping with a girl is giga brutal cuz its hot and they keep grabbing u to cuddle. I wokeup and looked bogged since i didnt shower and my hair was afro tier which legit failo'd me hard. I drove her home this morning and we been texting all day.
JFL if ur not bouncermaxing for infinite slays @WishIwasChico
