White whore or Noodlewhore

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Would you rather date a white girl with 30 body counts or this rich Noodle who would buy you PS5?
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I will go for whatever girl @AchooWhalesAreBlue has not licked the feces of
 
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jfl at that nose

bitch is plastic
 
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the noodlewhore has been ravaged by chads and tyrones hundreds of times
 
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I can’t see her face too well, but she looks pretty good. I would choose the noodle whore
 
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Neither I’m already rich so wouldn’t gain anything with being with the noodlewhore
 
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Your options will be slim at that point
As a Chad that just opened his tinder to see a curry femoid and a fat becky both starting with a horny text, not knowing I will cringe at it, I am inclined to agree that you are right. At this point, beggars cant be choosers so Imma just have to suck it up and get with femoids who you have already burglarized in brutal dommy mommy ways.
 
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I will go for whatever girl @AchooWhalesAreBlue has not licked the feces of

I was in love with this stripper named Dakota back in the day who had all these tattoos and drove a Ducati motorcycle

My drug dealer homie paid $600 for me to get a 1-hour VIP with her and she knew I was submissive so she started choking me and made me take a pot brownie with her - we were high as fuck

then she stood up and shoved her ass in my face and made me start kissing her asshole in the back room of the VIP

And I remember how strongly it smelled and I was so high at the time I was just hit by a BLAST of pheromones which have strengthened my resolve even to this very day

I remember realizing how healthy her diet was and I was able to discern she was getting an incredible amount of vitamin K, strong leafy vegetables, how much folate and zinc she was likely taking it

that was one of the most aesthetic moments of my life
 
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I was in love with this stripper named Dakota back in the day who had all these tattoos and drove a Ducati motorcycle

My drug dealer homie paid $600 for me to get a 1-hour VIP with her and she knew I was submissive so she started choking me and made me take a pot brownie with her - we were high as fuck

then she stood up and shoved her ass in my face and made me start kissing her asshole in the back room of the VIP

And I remember how strongly it smelled and I was so high at the time I was just hit by a BLAST of pheromones which have strengthened my resolve even to this very day

I remember realizing how healthy her diet was and I was able to discern she was getting an incredible amount of vitamin K, strong leafy vegetables, how much folate and zinc she was likely taking it

that was one of the most aesthetic moments of my life
Strippers are kind of known for their healthy eating habits boyo. She was probably overdosing on Kale by the looks of it
 
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In this rare occurrence noodle
 
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I will take all the noodles
 
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Strippers are kind of known for their healthy eating habits boyo. She was probably overdosing on Kale by the looks of it
I'm dating a 23 year old little bad bitch stripper now named Claudia

She loves burritos and she's a bossy young lady

I LARPed to her and "revealed" that I was the admin of this site to try and raise my enigma level

She was like "that's hot."
 
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some noodle girls are hot ngl but i dont want my future sons to be subhumans
 
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I'm dating a 23 year old little bad bitch stripper now named Claudia

She loves burritos and she's a bossy young lady

I LARPed to her and "revealed" that I was the admin of this site to try and raise my enigma level

She was like "that's hot."
Burritos

Rip you my nigga. I can already tell you dealin with shit you ain't finna sign up for .. and nothin will compare to Dakota
 
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Burritos

Rip you my nigga. I can already tell you dealin with shit you ain't finna sign up for .. and nothin will compare to Dakota

I've dated 7 strippers

Carolina - cute little 34 year old big titty trendy bitch former dominatrix

Masha - 26 year old russian domme

Claudia - met on Fet, my new little 23 year old bitch who loves magic mushrooms

Logan - 22 year old fire breather bitch who worked in the circus for a bit

Aileen - 28 year old artistic bitch

Sonia - 21 year old hypersexual little mexican slut that would rob customers

like 7 others honestly

being a fucking slayer is wild bro. you and crisick are the only niggas that understand me on this website

edit: i'll never stop loving Dakota though. Her real name was Stephanie. She changed my whole life with that asshole makeout session
 
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I've dated 7 strippers

Carolina - cute little 34 year old big titty trendy bitch former dominatrix

Masha - 26 year old russian domme

Claudia - met on Fet, my new little 23 year old bitch who loves magic mushrooms

Logan - 22 year old fire breather bitch who worked in the circus for a bit

Aileen - 28 year old artistic bitch

Sonia - 21 year old hypersexual little mexican slut that would rob customers

like 7 others honestly

being a fucking slayer is wild bro. you and crisick are the only niggas that understand me on this website

edit: i'll never stop loving Dakota though. Her real name was Stephanie. She changed my whole life with that asshole makeout session
Nice story now back to the basement with you son
 

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