Who Genuinely Takes Goatis Serious?

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This nigga sits behind a microphone, infront of a monitor, while wearing a polyester shirt made from dying Chinese kids, all while talking about “live a primal life”.

This nigga might be the most successful larper in history.
 
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@Tensor @Fridx @BWCisLAW
 
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I dont take any diet advice of him serious but sometimes he has good points about life
 
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I dont take any diet advice of him serious but sometimes he has good points about life
But he doesnt live off by the life advice he is giving
 
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We all trust him bro
 
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I dont take any diet advice of him serious but sometimes he has good points about life
But he doesnt live off by the life advice he is giving
Perfectly said. Most of his philosophical points I agree with but almost none he lives by.
 
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cope plenty of cavemen were youtubers
 
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On goatis life I’ll slime you out like he tried to do to luna
 
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His best era
 
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Yep, he’s a grifter who doesn’t even eat raw meat off camera

I think probably about 20% of people who say they follow him do it seriously. The other 80% are larping
 
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Yep, he’s a grifter who doesn’t even eat raw meat off camera

I think probably about 20% of people who say they follow him do it seriously. The other 80% are larping
yeah his older fans on youtube probably follow him but the newer ones for sure don't
 
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Not me. Never will, Never have
Sub 5 skin quality

Sub 5 frame

Sub 5 fraud
 
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