who here is a 30 yo virgin? what superpowers will i get?

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im nearly a 30 yo virgin (but i round up to 30 yo to prepare mentally for being a 30 yo virgin).

what superpowers will i get?
 
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u turn into this nigga
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Erectile dysfunction
 
Depression
are you a 30 virgin?
he was a mogger when he was younger and dark triad. not a khhv 30 yo. 30 yo wizards are more akin to some eunuch like in game of thrones (actually maybe not because those guys have elite social skills). maybe 30 yo losers are just losers that you never find out about because they disappear into the abyss of time, never remembered because they never do anything substantial for society.
you become a wizard and can cast spells
i heard that but i havent see evidence of that.

Erectile dysfunction
this seems like the most realistic answer. also, ive been hanging 10 lbs off my penis for now a year and my penis has barely grown. all that has happened is ive gotten erectile dysfunction and it turned my penis from white to dark brown.
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i'm 28, gengy is almost 30 too
it is slightly comforting knowing there are other social failures like me. there are so many giga normie chads on this forum, i wonder if any of the original autistic virgin spirit is left on this forum which pioneered the psl community between 2009-2019. thank you for your response. misery loves company of other failures i guess.
 
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im nearly a 30 yo virgin (but i round up to 30 yo to prepare mentally for being a 30 yo virgin).

what superpowers will i get?
I’m turning 30 this year, I’ll let you know what superpowers I’m getting. I’m thinking levitation, but we’ll find out. :y'all: When do you turn 30?
 
dude there is no way. What you stats so I know this is real
 

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