Who invented blowjobs

[Deleted member 55314]

Did cavemen suck dicks when did they figure out that shit was fire
The first people to do blowjobs must have been some fucking freaks

 

[GabachoCopium]

Did cavemen suck dicks when did they figure out that shit was fire
The first people to do blowjobs must have been some fucking freaks

your mom

 

[Deleted member 32485]

Seems like a pretty logical thing to happen tbh. People were probably sucking dick before we learned how to make fires.

 

[Zangano1]

I tried to give myself a blowjob but I couldnt reach it

 

[FutureSlayer]

jews

 

[GabachoCopium]

I tried to give myself a blowjob but I couldnt reach it

i’ve sucked myself many times tbh

 

[Deleted member 45760]

i’ve sucked myself many times tbh

not only are you sucking dick, you're getting your dick sucked by a guy
mods needa ban you again for lgbt postings

 

[GabachoCopium]

not only are you sucking dick, you're getting your dick sucked by a guy
mods needa ban you again for lgbt postings

cope

 

[Deleted member 45760]

cope

u right bruh im just jealous u can suck ur own dick and i cant

 

[Gengar]

The Ancient Greeks did. Pretty cool, right?

Except it was guys giving them.

It’s from 510 B.C. (so that makes it 2500+ years old).

 

[Deleted member 55314]

Seems like a pretty logical thing to happen tbh. People were probably sucking dick before we learned how to make fires.

Holy shit i searched it up even bats give blowjobs that insane
Animal kingdom is full of fucking freaks

 

[Deleted member 55314]

The Ancient Greeks did. Pretty cool, right?

Except it was guys giving them.

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It’s from 510 B.C. (so that makes it 2500+ years old).

Oh hell nah thats gay as fuck

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Homosexuals

 

[Deleted member 33711]

How’d bro get unbanned @GabachoCopium

 

[Deleted member 55314]

The first documented blowjob was between an egyptian god and his sister wife
Head was so good it resurrected him the more you know

 

[GabachoCopium]

How’d bro get unbanned @GabachoCopium

 

[Deleted member 55314]

Bump

 

[Deleted member 45760]

How’d bro get unbanned @GabachoCopium

he had to do @Gengar a "favour", if you will

 

[Deleted member 55314]

I tried to give myself a blowjob but I couldnt reach it

Gay nigga
Who hasnt tried this though

 

[Gengar]

he had to do @Gengar a "favour", if you will

I got to third base.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Gay porn

 

[Deleted member 45760]

I got to third base.

well im sliding head first into home plate if yk what im saying

 

[Gengar]

well im sliding head first into home plate if yk what im saying

 

[Kinger]

Annunaki aliens taught it to the people they created (Adam, Eve, ecc)