who is confirmed trucel here?

[Deleted member 25059]

who

 

[Deleted member 21182]

@Zer0/∞ is the only one I can recall being over tier ugly

 

[WeiWei]

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[Deleted member 22924]

Me 5’3 Indian ltn

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

No gf = truecel, realistically

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Me

 

[Deleted member 25059]

Me

confirmed by who?

 

[Deleted member 25534]

confirmed by who?

by ur whore mother when she didnt accept threesome with me and him

 

[Deleted member 25059]

by ur whore mother when she didnt accept threesome with me and him

sounds about righ, trucel

 

[Kater Maxxing]

Me

 

[Deleted member 14693]

confirmed by who?

The women that don't pay attention to me

 

[Deleted member 25059]

The women that don't pay attention to me

i see. an average .org user
stacey only

 

[Debetro]

me not

 

[Gengar]

Awful thread. No one mentioned me.

 

[apocalypse]

 

[Pendejo]

Me.

 

[vanillaicecream]

I was voted the ugliest in class in high school, and rated 2psl on here after posting my face

 

[JohnDoe]

Awful thread. No one mentioned me.

I just saw the thread now..
Anyways truecels i know - me, true_cel, zer0, that 5'4 indian guy whose name i can't remember, dimorphism, probably a few others but not many. I am king of truecels though.
Also mirin your avi, truly great film and his expression there is how i feel most of the time.

 

[Pendejo]

that 5'4 indian guy whose name i can't remember

@Ai Impact you mean?

 

[Deleted member 23359]

I was voted the ugliest in class in high school, and rated 2psl on here after posting my face

And your atheist on top of that never began for you

 

[Deleted member 25059]

I just saw the thread now..
Anyways truecels i know - me, true_cel, zer0, that 5'4 indian guy whose name i can't remember, dimorphism, probably a few others but not many. I am king of truecels though.
Also mirin your avi, truly great film and his expression there is how i feel most of the time.

you could be only confirmed by me

 

[Deleted member 21661]

@TRUE_CEL

 

[JohnDoe]

@Ai Impact you mean?

No, he's not Indian and not truecel. He racebaits because he can't come to terms with his height and has napoleon complex. Also a genuine midwit who states the obvious and acts as if it's some groundbreaking news.

 

[The Grinch]

I was voted the ugliest in class in high school, and rated 2psl on here after posting my face

 

[JohnDoe]

you could be only confirmed by me

i can only be the one to confirm anything, considering i am king of trucels and it is my duty to increase our ranks through verification

 

[Pendejo]

No, he's not Indian and not truecel. He racebaits because he can't come to terms with his height and has napoleon complex. Also a genuine midwit who states the obvious and acts as if it's some groundbreaking news.

 

[nigtard]

I'm the first black truecel

 

[Deleted member 25059]

i can only be the one to confirm anything, considering i am king of trucels and it is my duty to increase our ranks through verification

youre confirmed larper stacey only, john doe

 

[JohnDoe]

The assassination of truecels by the cowardly normie normalsons

 

[vanillaicecream]

And you don't believe in a magical invisible cosmical creature that watches over you on top of that

Good, if I did it would mean I'm schizophrenic which would make matters worse

 

[JohnDoe]

I'm the first black truecel

That would be @Blackgymmax he surgerymaxxed, so can you

 

[Gengar]

I just saw the thread now..
Anyways truecels i know - me, true_cel, zer0, that 5'4 indian guy whose name i can't remember, dimorphism, probably a few others but not many. I am king of truecels though.
Also mirin your avi, truly great film and his expression there is how i feel most of the time.

I disagree with you being king of truecels, simply because I think there’s no hierarchy among truecels. It never began, no matter what. And thank you! You’re the first person to actually like my profile picture. Others ask me to change it because they find it creepy or scary. Oh, nvm… I just realize you’re talking about OP. JFL.

 

[Pendejo]

That would be @Blackgymmax he surgerymaxxed, so can you

Truecel implies that its pretty much impossible for you to ascend, he was just a black ltn.

 

[JohnDoe]

youre confirmed larper stacey only, john doe

Says who? I will lead my fellow truecels to the promised land

 

[JohnDoe]

I disagree with you being king of truecels, simply because I think there’s no hierarchy among truecels. It never began, no matter what. And thank you! You’re the first person to actually like my profile picture. Others ask me to change it because they find it creepy or scary. Oh, nvm… I just realize you’re talking about OP. JFL.

Yes you're right but someone must rally the troops, since no one has claimed the title, i shall do so. The ring is decent, been a long long time since i saw it but the assassination of jesse james is a masterpiece

 

[JohnDoe]

Truecel implies that its pretty much impossible for you to ascend, he was just a black ltn.

Blacks inherently can't be truecel in america, so that's as low as they can go

 

[Deleted member 23359]

Good, if I did it would mean I'm schizophrenic which would make matters worse

Nice quoting

This is gods punishing you in real time, find god and he shall guide out of your misery

 

[Pendejo]

Blacks inherently can't be truecel in america, so that's as low as they can go

Damn so on top of being ugly you are a blacked addicted cuckold? Over for you buddy.

 

[Gengar]

Yes you're right but someone must rally the troops, since no one has claimed the title, i shall do so. The ring is decent, been a long long time since i saw it but the assassination of jesse james is a masterpiece

Well, there’s no point in doing that.. maybe that’s why. And oh well, at least you like The Ring.

@TRUE_CEL

High IQ.

 

[Deleted member 17735]

@raterater was the biggest truecel ever on .org aka st sinister
@HerpDerpson

 

[JohnDoe]

@raterater was the biggest truecel ever on .org aka st sinister
@HerpDerpson

Post picture

 

[Deleted member 17735]

Post picture

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[vaseqmoherad]

@raterater was the biggest truecel ever on .org aka st sinister
@HerpDerpson

Hollowburn

 

[vanillaicecream]

Nice quoting

This is gods punishing you in real time, find god and he shall guide out of your misery

brb finding what doesnt exist

 

[JohnDoe]

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average chinaman/gook, can't be truecel when everyone around you looks like that

 

[HerpDerpson]

@raterater was the biggest truecel ever on .org aka st sinister
@HerpDerpson

Absolutely, that guy was the peak. He also wrote me like 30 private messages (reach in separate conversation).

average chinaman/gook, can't be truecel when everyone around you looks like that

It's funny to make fun of rice guys, but people on average don't look like him. He looks completely degenerated.

 

[JohnDoe]

Damn so on top of being ugly you are a blacked addicted cuckold? Over for you buddy.

Wrong. Never seen blacked, i actually hate niggers and think they're inferior but i also realize americans worship blacks so that's why i said that.

 

[JohnDoe]

Absolutely, that guy was the peak. He also wrote me like 30 private messages (reach in separate conversation).

It's funny to make fun of rice guys, but people on average don't look like him. He looks completely degenerated.

No, go to China or korea, they all look like that.

 

[HerpDerpson]

No, go to China or korea

No, thank you!

 

[Deleted member 24459]

Trucel reporting in here