who is the highest SMV man on earth at the moment?

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and is there anyone comparable to luka dončić in this context?

- native european
- a superstar prodigy athlete (in the NBA, of all sports/competitions, while not being a nigger; will probably be a top 5 player of all time by the time he retires, and we're talking about a company including jordan and lebron here)
- made hundreds of millions way before turning 25
- 2 m/100 kg with good shoulder-width
- boyish looks, charm and overall likeability
- a pretty solid face for a 2 m guy who could shed quite a lot of bodyfat

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this highlight from his early days (he was well known in europe since he was 13) is pretty symbolic, it summarizes his entire life:

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just x-max, bro
 
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C'mon brah,it's obviously the GOAT Cristiano Ronaldo
 
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take me off ignore nigger
 
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just lol at me expecting replies to this when most of the userbase can't even name 3 sports

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reverse aspie moment
 
Cristiano Ronaldo
Used to be Justin Bieber
 
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yea, but for the same reason kim kardashian made it big - relatability to low class shitskins, who make up the majority of the world's population

ugly truth
 
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yea, but for the same reason kim kardashian made it big - relatability to low class shitskins, who make up the majority of the world's population

ugly truth
doesnt make his status lower, hes still one of the most followed accs on insta
 
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doesnt make his status lower, hes still one of the most followed accs on insta

again, for the exact reason i stated

i'm not even particularly racist, but the only thing that gives ronaldo any edge over messi (so, in his own sport only) is his height and looks, and ... he still looks like a frogfaced kebab seller in the suburbs of istanbul

he (cr) deserves respect for his insane mentality and work ethics, but he still 1. looks like shit, 2. isn't even the best player in his sport in his era
 
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