Who is the oldest virgin incel here?

[notalive]

I'm only just hitting my prime buddy! With the finasteride I've just ordered, I can expect to stay in the game until my 50s! We age like fine wine, remember that.

Man, why y'all gotta larp and make me feel worse than I already am

 

[STAMPEDE]

Man, why y'all gotta larp and make me feel worse than I already am

Because 26 is young in this forum

 

[romanstock]

Currently 35 but 100% chance I will be 85 yr old virgin too.

 

[notalive]

Currently 35 but 100% chance I will be 85 yr old virgin too.

100% chance I will be 35 year old virgin too, in just a little over 9 years

 

[notalive]

Currently 35 but 100% chance I will be 85 yr old virgin too.

Are you ever going to escortmaxx? I'm considering it.
Or have you already?
I think it would still keep you a virgin, just one whose paid for sex.

 

[romanstock]

Are you ever going to escortmaxx? I'm considering it.
Or have you already?
I think it would still keep you a virgin, just one whose paid for sex.

Nah I tried at 26 and was so nervous, couldn't get my dick up, couldn't keep it up the brief time I got it up. Too traumatic for me. I need someone I'm comfortable with otherwise I get bad anxiety.

 

[notalive]

Nah I tried at 26 and was so nervous, couldn't get my dick up, couldn't keep it up the brief time I got it up. Too traumatic for me. I need someone I'm comfortable with otherwise I get bad anxiety.

And I get insta boners any time a girl accidentally brushes against me in public

 

[romanstock]

And I get insta boners any time a girl accidentally brushes against me in public

Same.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Many risks to escorts, Jail + Stds + Rejection + Criminal Record + Aids.

Most escort clients are actually married Chads, according to pretty much every interview with an ex escort.

Jail - not if you're not dumb or go to Vegas where it's legal
Stds/Aids - condom only
Rejection - no escort will reject money
Criminal record - you're there to fuck, not judge them

Or you could just go to another country where it's illegal but not criminalized.

If you're gonna do it in the US then know the law. Never discuss any explicit sexual act for a price. If they aren't a cop then they'll be vague. For example, "I do everything for $200." If she proposes an explicit act for a price or mentions sex verbatim then say nothing leave immediately because she's a cop. Also, hookers that aren't cops will let you squeeze on their tits or ass a little bit before discussing any kind of explicit acts. It shows she's not a cop and neither are you.

 

[notalive]

Or you could just go to another country where it's illegal but not criminalized.

If you're gonna do it in the US then know the law. Never discuss any explicit sexual act for a price. If they aren't a cop then they'll be vague. For example, "I do everything for $200." If she proposes an explicit act for a price or mentions sex verbatim then say nothing leave immediately because she's a cop. Also, hookers that aren't cops will let you squeeze on their tits or ass a little bit before discussing any kind of explicit acts. It shows she's not a cop and neither are you.

So I should grab her tits as soon as I go there?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

So I should grab her tits as soon as I go there?

She'll probably invite you to. Or just ask her if you can "to see if you're legit.", and she'll know what you mean. Don't say, "to make sure you're not a cop."

You don't wanna just go grabbing on her all of a sudden though without her inviting you to, or telling you you can, because if she is a cop and you do that you'll end up with a worse charge than soliciting.

 

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