Jason Voorhees
𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖞 𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖕 • 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒🥇
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@davidlaidisme67 - NYC born in streets of Brooklyn and tall very dark skinned nigga with mogger voice but heart of a urkcel so whomp whomp
@IronMike - American born and raised but part of navy Good guys and also 5'5 so also disqualified
@afroheadluke - Somali which is automatic disqualified
@buddhistking - Not American and also urkcel so doesn't count
@shedontluv-U - Carribbeancel which by itself is alright but he is Haitian which is also auto disqualified
@motionmantris - Black American but too short and nerdy
@liberiangrimreaper - American Token black guy in finance and too white washed. Therefore also doesn't fit the bill
@Quncho - American hoodlum gangster with gymaxxed body but short and not hoodlum and low iq enough but probably the closest to the title
@FaceandBBC Tall dark skinned but a bit of an urkcel and also California accentcel so no bueno
@EthiopianMaxxer - From Australia and too short and too young for the streets
@datboijj - too nerdy to become a hoodlum
@klip11 - White guy larping as a blackcel from Detroit but even the black guy he is larping as is too old, ogre looking and autistic so no
Anyone else I'm missing?
@IronMike - American born and raised but part of navy Good guys and also 5'5 so also disqualified
@afroheadluke - Somali which is automatic disqualified
@buddhistking - Not American and also urkcel so doesn't count
@shedontluv-U - Carribbeancel which by itself is alright but he is Haitian which is also auto disqualified
@motionmantris - Black American but too short and nerdy
@liberiangrimreaper - American Token black guy in finance and too white washed. Therefore also doesn't fit the bill
@Quncho - American hoodlum gangster with gymaxxed body but short and not hoodlum and low iq enough but probably the closest to the title
@FaceandBBC Tall dark skinned but a bit of an urkcel and also California accentcel so no bueno
@EthiopianMaxxer - From Australia and too short and too young for the streets
@datboijj - too nerdy to become a hoodlum
@klip11 - White guy larping as a blackcel from Detroit but even the black guy he is larping as is too old, ogre looking and autistic so no
Anyone else I'm missing?
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. Also I'm 6 ft akshually.





