Who mogs? The wolf, the deer, or the turtle?

[iGoontoOrgans]

The wolf is fierce and murderous, mogging deer by devouring them. Lives a mogger live of constant pleasure-seeking, going from victim to victim. But if the wolf cannot kill, it instead suffers.

The deer is alert, constantly driven by cortisol and the urge to optimize its safety. Spending most of its time searching for and chewing low-nutrient grass. The deer will never mog the wolf but can mog other deers by growing larger antlers and raping all the does.

The turtle mogs no one. Weak, slow and dumb. Yet is content, it does not care that the other animals mog it, it enjoying reproducing many children. A master of land and water. Enjoys a long lifespan in the safety of its shell and camouflage.

 

[LowTierBateman]

Turtle lifemogs

 

[iGoontoOrgans]

Turtle lifemogs

Yes I thought of this post after seeing some turtles sitting on rocks at a pond and wondering why they seem to be enjoying life way more than me despite me mogging them , they looked subhuman tbh brainlets and ugly, small weaklings.