Who should be the next Doctor Who? [POLL]

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The current doctor, and sadly, bypassing three seasons, Jodie Whittaker.

She should have regenerated after the first season but whatever. Fuck this woke world. Any(Who), who should the next Doctor be?

Peter Dinklage, played Tyrion Lannister (GOT):

Automatic Fast Thrust Telescopic Dildo:

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

awesome poll!

 

[Deleted member 25938]

We all know what the BBC sodomites would choose...

 

[Deleted member 25938]

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

We all know what the BBC sodomites would choose...

think about it. doctor who, that chic, regenerates into a telescopic dildo ... WHO do you think would see that one coming?

 

[Deleted member 25938]

think about it. doctor who, that chic, regenerates into a telescopic dildo ... WHO do you think would see that one coming?

Welp, it makes sense, to be honest... if karma is indeed real, then in this case the apple will fall very far from the tree. Some voodoo shit that would respawn Newton as the devil.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I'm a fucking Hollywood brainiac! yet no one will entertain my geniusness. DOCTOR WHO regenerates into a dildo! think about the publicity! think about the attention that would get. FUCKING CLEVER!

 

[OldRooster]

It should be Maddona

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Welp, it makes sense, to be honest... if karma is indeed real, then in this case the apple will fall very far from the tree. Some voodoo shit that would respawn Newton as the devil.

Ugh. Ouch. You used, welp. Did you really want to do that? You know you just opened a port, right?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

It should be Maddona

imagine fucking that cesspool while thinking, "many many many many many many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many manymany many many many other men has fucked this."

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Welp, it makes sense, to be honest... if karma is indeed real, then in this case the apple will fall very far from the tree. Some voodoo shit that would respawn Newton as the devil.

u see, by changing the correct word, well, to welp, you opened a port into your subconsciousness. but dont worry, i'll stay out. but I know there are others that wont.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

I'm a fucking Hollywood brainiac! yet no one will entertain my geniusness. DOCTOR WHO regenerates into a dildo! think about the publicity! think about the attention that would get. FUCKING CLEVER!

Big Ed clapping furiously. The guy on the right sports a more sophisticated patter of the hands.

They are applauding this splash of the limelight, the mere prospect of Doctor Who being played by a rubbery, squishy, punchable, twing-twangy phallus attached to a very, very robust base. It is, admittedly, quite a spectacle.

But still, as time takes its course and the world continues to go round and round, round and round, round and round..... the sight of an animate telescopic phallus that could instantly recess your maxilla by repeatedly jumping, hopping, and pouncing on your face at its own will will become mere normalcy. The result of prolonged indoctrination.

Normalcy. Dogma.

Dog.

Anagrammatical process --> God.

The eyes of God. Do not forget the iris.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Big Ed clapping furiously. The guy on the right sports a more sophisticated patter of the hands.

They are applauding this splash of the limelight, the mere prospect of Doctor Who being played by a rubbery, squishy, punchable, twing-twangy phallus attached to a very, very robust base. It is, admittedly, quite a spectacle.

But still, as time takes its course and the world continues to go round and round, round and round, round and round..... the sight of an animate telescopic phallus that could instantly recess your maxilla by repeatedly jumping, hopping, and pouncing on your face at its own will will become mere normalcy. The result of prolonged indoctrination.

Normalcy. Dogma.

Dog.

Anagrammatical process --> God.

The eyes of God. Do not forget the iris.

reMoVe yourself from online. get a gig stick. write stories. but make sure to use a computer that never, will never, ever connect to the internet. FREE yourself from this, verm, like i have.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

reMoVe yourself from online. get a gig stick. write stories. but make sure to use a computer that never, will never, ever connect to the internet. FREE yourself from this, verm, like i have.

I'm flattered, James, but I'm afraid I cannot leave. You know, I have a story to tell you...

Once upon a time, I was one of those specimens that you'd call a "bluepiller" --- y'know, a lurker. I saw the gems of this forum, as well as the shit on here. You know, diamonds and shit are like chocolate and vanilla, yin and yang, Harold and Kumar. (Complete) opposites, yet delightful compliments. That was my attraction to this site. And like gravity, its force was initially weak but became ever so stronger as I began infiltrating its core.

On another wrote, if I become a full-time writer, what are the chances I end up living in a dumpster in Cairo? 50 percent? 75? Such prospects bring chills to my bones.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I'm flattered, James, but I'm afraid I cannot leave. You know, I have a story to tell you...

Once upon a time, I was one of those specimens that you'd call a "bluepiller" --- y'know, a lurker. I saw the gems of this forum, as well as the shit on here. You know, diamonds and shit are like chocolate and vanilla, yin and yang, Harold and Kumar. (Complete) opposites, yet delightful compliments. That was my attraction to this site. And like gravity, its force was initially weak but became ever so stronger as I began infiltrating its core.

On another wrote, if I become a full-time writer, what are the chances I end up living in a dumpster in Cairo? 50 percent? 75? Such prospects bring chills to my bones.

Oh, hell no. You don't write to appease anyone. You do it for yourself. See if you can do it. Then make it better. But you write for yourself. When you write for assholes like Hollywood, you're not writing from your soul anymore. For example. Say you wrote a love story about a boy that falls in love with a girl. You run it by Hollywood. And they respond, "Good story. But check it. We need you to change the girl character into another boy. We also need you to add black guys dating white women characters and the president is a lesbian."