Who wants to invest in my new company

[Reoa]

I will start a new company called Gay-Coupon. The premise is that there are a lot of homosexual closeted people wanting to see if they truly are gay, and if they buy a coupon they can flex that they had sex with a man with no homosexuality. It will be a way of certifying «no homo». Of course if they suck dick after the free coupon pass they are gay. If you take the population of people who are gay but have not come out, then calculate it with the number of gay people in the us it is 5 million people. Selling each coupon at $200 will net us a total gross gain of one billion dollars. I want investors to invest in this and make money with me and gay people

 

[Deleted member 2607]

246 IQ

 

[Brandon10]

Of course if they suck dick after the free coupon pass they are gay.

How would you even find out if they had sex with a man after getting the coupon?

 

[Deleted member 2100]

Nigga you gay for sucking another mans penis

 

[Reoa]

How would you even find out if they had sex with a man after getting the coupon?

Of course i thought this through, we will implant a penis chip that will differentiate between male and female and track how many men have been fucked, same in tongue

Nigga you gay for sucking another mans penis

Not with the new patented Gay-Coupon

 

[CopingHard]

Nah man,if you wear socks it's not gay + they cost much less

 

[Reoa]

Nah man,if you wear socks it's not gay + they cost much less

Yes but with Gay-Coupon they will have physical proof

 

[goodman78]

How would you even find out if they had sex with a man after getting the coupon?

it doesnt matter, they will buy the coupon to feel not gay in their brain
and if they have sex off coupon they will feel gay


dumb idea op, it might work

 

[Reoa]

it doesnt matter, they will buy the coupon to feel not gay in their brain
and if they have sex off coupon they will feel gay


dumb idea op, it might work

Exactly

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Make it an app instead that lets fags fuck in the closet guys

 

[Reoa]

Make it an app instead that lets fags fuck in the closet guys

They aren't in the closet then if they get fucked on the app