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Yelena has absolutely insane forward growth

imagine making out with her or getting head from her ahhh awoooga

 

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#FOGGED

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Fuck i hated this movie the first time around but I’m watching it with ppl right now and Yelena’s forward growth makes it 100x better

 

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meanwhile her boyfriend:
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edit: shit didnt attach just look up Zach Braff lmfaoo

 

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Fuck i hated this movie the first time around but I’m watching it with ppl right now and Yelena’s forward growth makes it 100x better

yea the movie had a lot of plotholes or dumb shit like

1. In the prison break scene, why the fuck was the helicopter bulletproof that doesn’t make any fuckin sense. Yelena would have been shot to pieces
2. Where does the Red Room go when it’s not cloudy
3. Natasha was able to at least hold her own for a while against Taskmaster but Red Guardian who is a literal super soldier couldn’t beat Taskmaster (Taskmaster was weak against Natasha but strong against Red Guardian)
4. The few seconds where Natasha was yelling at yelena to not blow up Dreykovs helicopter looked awful
5. The pheromone explanation to why Natasha couldn’t hurt Dreykov made no sense
5.5. Natasha slamming her face into a desk wouldn’t make her immune to aforementioned pheromones lmfao
6. Natasha slammed into like 3 vents and still stuck the landing (in budapest)

 

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meanwhile her boyfriend:
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edit: shit didnt attach just look up Zach Braff lmfaoo

Just be Jewish confirmed

 

[FastBananaCEO]

yea the movie had a lot of plotholes or dumb shit like

1. In the prison break scene, why the fuck was the helicopter bulletproof that doesn’t make any fuckin sense. Yelena would have been shot to pieces
2. Where does the Red Room go when it’s not cloudy
3. Natasha was able to at least hold her own for a while against Taskmaster but Red Guardian who is a literal super soldier couldn’t beat Taskmaster (Taskmaster was weak against Natasha but strong against Red Guardian)
4. The few seconds where Natasha was yelling at yelena to not blow up Dreykovs helicopter looked awful
5. The pheromone explanation to why Natasha couldn’t hurt Dreykov made no sense
5.5. Natasha slamming her face into a desk wouldn’t make her immune to aforementioned pheromones lmfao
6. Natasha slammed into like 3 vents and still stuck the landing

Fucckkk dude agree with all of that. Don’t forget the fact that they genderbent Taskmaster from this chad to this femcel abomination

 

[Deleted member 10987]

She looked the best in Iron Man 2

 

[Deleted member 8904]

She looked the best in Iron Man 2

the wall

 

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Fucckkk dude agree with all of that. Don’t forget the fact that they genderbent Taskmaster from this chad to this femcel abomination
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Right they could have just kept the plot the same but made Taskmaster a hired mercenary instead of cyborg burn victim lady.

What sucks now is that since Taskmaster has been restored to her previous memories or whatever we cant ever have her/him back as a villain.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Right they could have just kept the plot the same but made Taskmaster a hired mercenary instead of cyborg burn victim lady.

What sucks now is that since Taskmaster has been restored to her previous memories or whatever we cant ever have her/him back as a villain.

Yeah I agree. What they should do is have a taskmaster 2.0 who is an improvement or something and make him an actual badass