Who would you rather cross paths with after dark? The ape or the taco bender?

[BadLuck7892]

I'm picking the taco bender. Even though he's demographic pollution, at least he's far less likely to threaten, assault, murder, or rob us

 

[slaviccartfiend]

I am the danger

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

Mexican because he’s brown like me

 

[BadLuck7892]

Mexican because he’s brown like me

How hilarious

You picked him not because he's safer but because he shares your coloring