Who wouldn’t wanna be a vampire

[itsoverforyoubro]

Any piece of media with vampires always has conversations about people being turned and it’s so fucking stupid that they act like it’s bad. Fuck yeah I wanna be a vampire that shit would be sick

 

[Sandriguez]

Any piece of media with vampires always has conversations about people being turned and it’s so fucking stupid that they act like it’s bad. Fuck yeah I wanna be a vampire that shit would be sick

you can’t be out during the day papi

 

[Sektor]

Mee

 

[Sandriguez]

but other than that it’d be pretty cool

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

you can’t be out during the day papi

Who cares when u can just aurafarm instead and u can just work from home or smth during the day

 

[reemzy]

you can’t be out during the day papi

sounds good to me

 

[Dhoriscol]

Who cares when u can just aurafarm instead and u can just work from home or smth during the day

Yeah but unless becoming a vampire psychologically changes you then you will also feel like shit since humans aren't nocturnal

 

[Sandriguez]

nice thread

 

[Sandriguez]

Who cares when u can just aurafarm instead and u can just work from home or smth during the day

you’d still work if you were a vampire? papi you get high food supply, keys to a creepy mansion, and a membership to any secret vampire society (all of this the second you become one).

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

you’d still work if you were a vampire? papi you get high food supply, keys to a creepy mansion, and a membership to any secret vampire society (all of this the second you become one).

Oh yeah I forgot plus u can just compel people to give u money if u need it

 

[Sandriguez]

Yeah but unless becoming a vampire psychologically changes you then you will also feel like shit since humans aren't nocturnal

we should just assume that anybody who turns into a vampire has the biology/instinct of one too.

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

Yeah but unless becoming a vampire psychologically changes you then you will also feel like shit since humans aren't nocturnal

I think in most stories it does change u psychologically and u don’t feel bad