drKEK
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So one time at a bar I was handing around being the literal scariest individual in existence.
one of my bros was there with a foid, he was typical depressed wageslave, the type of the guy if you could help you would but was fairly low inhib and spent all his money on drugs.
So I literally walked by this foid and her friend decided a good prank would be to slap her ass and when she turned around point to me.
It was a decent way to start a convo between two people, anything it takes while drunk right? an incel would have instantly failed and bitched about how this foid tried to get him beat up after a few guys though he slapped a foids ass
bet let me tell you WHAT I DID
from my perspective I heard a slap and saw something in the corner of my slim but wide hunter eyes
so this bitch just comes up to me and gets mad saying I did some shit that I did not, they she pushes me......
so I say to this bitch "i did not slap your ass but if you are going to fucking push me[biiiiiitch]"
and I SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF HER ASS WHILE LOOKING THIS FOID DEADASS STRAIGHT IN THE EYES
yes indeed I already knew the worst I would get was a push and already got shit on for something I didn't do, so I can deal with another push bitch u are getting your ass slapped
lmao she loved it and we started talking I eventually faded away because she was fucking retarded but later I came back to troll her
so out of nowhere while she is talking to my cool but cucked friend I just sneak up behind this big butt bitch and SLAPPED HER ASS EVEN HARDER LEGIT SO FUCKING HARD I LEFT A MARK THRU JEANS LEGIT FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES SHE WOULD BE FEELIN THAT SHIT.... she turned around and play pushed me and pretended to turn her back to me and ignore me
BUT I ALREADY KNEW AFTER I SLAP THE FIRST TIME SHE WANT TO TALK TO ME SO I KNOW SHE IS FUCKING BULLSHITTING ME so i.....
loooked at the back of her head for 3 seconds and simply with 1 finger I mean the lightest fucking touch possible, lighter than you would touch a c4 bomb filled with wires or your boss's baby right infront of them.... I ran my finger up slowly about 3 inches total on that ONE SPOT ON YOUR BACK/SIDE NECK THAT EVERY SINGLE AUTIST KNOWS IS SENSITIVE AF.... I had NEVER EVEN DONE THAT BEFORE IT WAS PURE INSTINCT TO TEMP HER RAW ALPHA AND NOTHING ELSE..... this bitch reacts like I just STUCK 2 FINGERS UP HER CUNT AND TICKLER HER G SPOT..... FUCKING GRABS HER NECK AND TURNS AROUND COMPLETELY RED FACE....
as I walk away she literally runs up to me and starts twerking full force on my dick infront of like 15 of our mutual bar friends...... I could have probably smashed but honestly I was so DISGUSTED how quickly she went from faux cold to 200% slut and i.... wait for it
GHOSTED THE SHIT OUT OF HER AND WALKED OFF MID TWERK WITHOUT ANY EMOTION OR DIGUST JUST STRAIGHT UP HIT THE MENTAL IGNORE AND IT WAS LIKE SHE DIDN'T EXIST WENT BACK TO MY REGULAR TABLE WITH MY BEER AS MY FRIENDS WHO WITNESSED THIS SHIT JUST LOOKED AT ME WIDE EYED LIKE
"so this is what life for a slayer is like" drank my bear, ignored her when she left to "go look at some smoke stuff in the local strip" and whatever to avoid anyone seeing her after that brootal rejection etc and just ended up leaving that bar as if nothing had happened after she came back and faux ignored me back like this bitch thinks it's a fucking game but im dead srs no whores
I remember seeing her later at the bar with friendo with less energy and it was just like I was better than her, honestly I was pretty horny and would have fukked her but she was just done and could never shit on me it was like I was a monk and she was a low life or something.... I was untouchable.... she didn't even dare give me a lusting or judgemental glance, she was like a vanquished puppy hoping I would forgive her and too scared to fukk with me....
FEELS SO GOOD BROS
MORE SLAYER BEDTIME STORIES LATER
JUST SOLD ANOTHER COPE TO AN INCEL SO IM HIGH OFF THIS DOPAMINE RUSH AND CASHFLOW +
one of my bros was there with a foid, he was typical depressed wageslave, the type of the guy if you could help you would but was fairly low inhib and spent all his money on drugs.
So I literally walked by this foid and her friend decided a good prank would be to slap her ass and when she turned around point to me.
It was a decent way to start a convo between two people, anything it takes while drunk right? an incel would have instantly failed and bitched about how this foid tried to get him beat up after a few guys though he slapped a foids ass
bet let me tell you WHAT I DID
from my perspective I heard a slap and saw something in the corner of my slim but wide hunter eyes
so this bitch just comes up to me and gets mad saying I did some shit that I did not, they she pushes me......
so I say to this bitch "i did not slap your ass but if you are going to fucking push me[biiiiiitch]"
and I SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF HER ASS WHILE LOOKING THIS FOID DEADASS STRAIGHT IN THE EYES
yes indeed I already knew the worst I would get was a push and already got shit on for something I didn't do, so I can deal with another push bitch u are getting your ass slapped
lmao she loved it and we started talking I eventually faded away because she was fucking retarded but later I came back to troll her
so out of nowhere while she is talking to my cool but cucked friend I just sneak up behind this big butt bitch and SLAPPED HER ASS EVEN HARDER LEGIT SO FUCKING HARD I LEFT A MARK THRU JEANS LEGIT FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES SHE WOULD BE FEELIN THAT SHIT.... she turned around and play pushed me and pretended to turn her back to me and ignore me
BUT I ALREADY KNEW AFTER I SLAP THE FIRST TIME SHE WANT TO TALK TO ME SO I KNOW SHE IS FUCKING BULLSHITTING ME so i.....
loooked at the back of her head for 3 seconds and simply with 1 finger I mean the lightest fucking touch possible, lighter than you would touch a c4 bomb filled with wires or your boss's baby right infront of them.... I ran my finger up slowly about 3 inches total on that ONE SPOT ON YOUR BACK/SIDE NECK THAT EVERY SINGLE AUTIST KNOWS IS SENSITIVE AF.... I had NEVER EVEN DONE THAT BEFORE IT WAS PURE INSTINCT TO TEMP HER RAW ALPHA AND NOTHING ELSE..... this bitch reacts like I just STUCK 2 FINGERS UP HER CUNT AND TICKLER HER G SPOT..... FUCKING GRABS HER NECK AND TURNS AROUND COMPLETELY RED FACE....
as I walk away she literally runs up to me and starts twerking full force on my dick infront of like 15 of our mutual bar friends...... I could have probably smashed but honestly I was so DISGUSTED how quickly she went from faux cold to 200% slut and i.... wait for it
GHOSTED THE SHIT OUT OF HER AND WALKED OFF MID TWERK WITHOUT ANY EMOTION OR DIGUST JUST STRAIGHT UP HIT THE MENTAL IGNORE AND IT WAS LIKE SHE DIDN'T EXIST WENT BACK TO MY REGULAR TABLE WITH MY BEER AS MY FRIENDS WHO WITNESSED THIS SHIT JUST LOOKED AT ME WIDE EYED LIKE
"so this is what life for a slayer is like" drank my bear, ignored her when she left to "go look at some smoke stuff in the local strip" and whatever to avoid anyone seeing her after that brootal rejection etc and just ended up leaving that bar as if nothing had happened after she came back and faux ignored me back like this bitch thinks it's a fucking game but im dead srs no whores
I remember seeing her later at the bar with friendo with less energy and it was just like I was better than her, honestly I was pretty horny and would have fukked her but she was just done and could never shit on me it was like I was a monk and she was a low life or something.... I was untouchable.... she didn't even dare give me a lusting or judgemental glance, she was like a vanquished puppy hoping I would forgive her and too scared to fukk with me....
FEELS SO GOOD BROS
MORE SLAYER BEDTIME STORIES LATER
JUST SOLD ANOTHER COPE TO AN INCEL SO IM HIGH OFF THIS DOPAMINE RUSH AND CASHFLOW +
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