BigJimsWornOutTires
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So I was outside doing my thing as I've been doing for years. I have a habit of paying attention to my surroundings, thus fully aware of my environment. The night sky was clear. A light flashes at the corner of my eye. I look up and see a star appear from nowhere. Then I see a clump of stars vanishes. A moment later, they reappeared. Then I see several more stars vanish to the west of the first. They too reappeared. I examined the rest of the sky. I know satellites, I know meteorites. Suddenly, three lights revealing a black triangle shape are hovering away beyond a cluster of trees. It was moving slowly. I knew right away that's a fucking blimp. But who the fuck is giving them permission to turn their navigation lights on and off as they please? That poses a serious danger to civilian aircraft REGARDLESS the low altitude. Unless the lights automatically engage when near objects — like those tree tops.
So I did a little digging. It appears retards, thus American idiots and stoners have assumed the airship is a UFO. No. It's not a fucking UFO or a UAP. It's a blimp! I know blimps. And I know the importance of that shape. It's all about guidance, motion, and stealth, baby.
I support airships. But using one to hack my router is a little pathetic and a waste of resources. But you won't hear that cliche from me, "wasting taxpayer dollars." Fuck the taxpayers! They're all idiots that believed a common cold virus evolved into the black plague and DNA experimental potions were the cure. Fuck all of them! Waste their money. Take their money. Give their money away to China, and Brazil, I don't give a fuck. But DO NOT come back to this mountain again, motherfuckers!
So I did a little digging. It appears retards, thus American idiots and stoners have assumed the airship is a UFO. No. It's not a fucking UFO or a UAP. It's a blimp! I know blimps. And I know the importance of that shape. It's all about guidance, motion, and stealth, baby.
I support airships. But using one to hack my router is a little pathetic and a waste of resources. But you won't hear that cliche from me, "wasting taxpayer dollars." Fuck the taxpayers! They're all idiots that believed a common cold virus evolved into the black plague and DNA experimental potions were the cure. Fuck all of them! Waste their money. Take their money. Give their money away to China, and Brazil, I don't give a fuck. But DO NOT come back to this mountain again, motherfuckers!