Why Am I a Loser? This is a Looksmax user story...

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

And there he was. Loser, with a capital 'L.' He was out and about looking for some pussy. But ugh, the poor guy walked into the wrong bar. Big Rooster's Lounge. Though he didn't know it was a fag joint, most people there looked like women. Faggot men dressed as ladies. He tells his Uber driver, "Thanks, feller. If everything works out for me tonight, hopefully," he says, then sighs and resumes, "I won't be needing a ride." He winks at the Uber driver. But ugh, boogers, this driver didn't appreciate faggot losers winking at him.

"If it works out or doesn't, either way, kill yourself." The driver says and drives off.

Ugh. Long story short, the faggot ends up with a transgender faggot, the end.

This attention deficit disorder I have has been getting worst. I can't write like I used to.

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

look who it is big jim came crawling back

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

look who it is big jim came crawling back

Ugh. I know, right? Damn. The Russian mob doesn't like me. The CCP hackers and their propagandists despise me. The democratic party wishes I was one of them. And people, in general, are intoxicated with fear. I'm a lost cause. A Rebel With Too Many Flaws. Naturally, insubordinate. Twisted like an ice tea being poured over a naked Mexican wet slut on a beach. Ugh. Why? Why...why....ugh.

 

[khvirgin]

I hate the way you type tbh

 

[Deleted member 1476]

ugh snapper crappers !

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I hate the way you type tbh

It is what it is. Bees what it bees. Come on her back at Applebee's!

 

[Deleted member 11292]

I like the way you type ngl