Why am I alive

[Deleted member 21393]

I went to a festival with my buddy and I don’t have any hair since I shaved it all off and it was brutal. We played a pitching game and I pitched a 58mph and he pitched a 61. There were jb’s everywhere and it was brutal because I’m an ugly piece of shit manlet. Then some skinny high school Chad went up after us and he pitched an 87. All the women wanted to suck him off I know it.

 

[Deleted member 16853]

I refuse to get mogged physically by a chad, This is why I was a tryhard in P.E back in highschool