qxdr
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I was taking a hike while smoking and on my way back down some woman yelled “hey” at me and asked me if I wanted to play uno with her
I had then observed that she had a fat ass and big tits so I quickly agreed and we headed back to the bench where I had just left
we were playing uno and if I’m being honest I was getting hard asf she kept looking at me and making these faces and shit but I eventually drew a wildcard that said truth or dare
and she then said “what color is it?” in a rather seductive manner and I pointed down thinking she was talking about my cock and she said yes so I told her the color of my tip not realize she had meant my uno card (which was on my hand on my lap)
she then began dying of laughter but I fucking died of embarrassment realizing my mistake and she kept teasing me about it for the rest of the game. but I somehow still got her insta and she called me handsome + fixed my hair?? Ig mtn is the new chad
after I got her insta I then texted her again apologizing for telling her the color of my dick
this is what she responded with after
I then asked her how her hike went telling her I was embarrassed about it and this is what she said
what if I get allegations for being a weirdo
did I ruin my chances of slaying and how can i recover from this devastating blunder?
I had then observed that she had a fat ass and big tits so I quickly agreed and we headed back to the bench where I had just left
we were playing uno and if I’m being honest I was getting hard asf she kept looking at me and making these faces and shit but I eventually drew a wildcard that said truth or dare
and she then said “what color is it?” in a rather seductive manner and I pointed down thinking she was talking about my cock and she said yes so I told her the color of my tip not realize she had meant my uno card (which was on my hand on my lap)
she then began dying of laughter but I fucking died of embarrassment realizing my mistake and she kept teasing me about it for the rest of the game. but I somehow still got her insta and she called me handsome + fixed my hair?? Ig mtn is the new chad
after I got her insta I then texted her again apologizing for telling her the color of my dick
this is what she responded with after
I then asked her how her hike went telling her I was embarrassed about it and this is what she said
what if I get allegations for being a weirdo
did I ruin my chances of slaying and how can i recover from this devastating blunder?
