Why am I so ugly and unlucky?

[tony soprano]

I am a mouth breather with an underbite, my maxilla is so recessed that I cannot fit my tongue into the roof of it, I want my parents to give me all of their savings for not giving me the option of having a lefort 1 surgery on atleast the NHS instead just not saying anything and waiting for me to be 19 for me to find out about it myself how pathetic are they? I literally have to wait 2-3 years of braces even just to get a slight improvement and proper bite. Still then me nose is deviated septum and as I'm typing this I'm breathing wtih my mouse open, it's beyond ogre for me boyos. Also I am 1.8k mmr in dota 2 after 300 hours, why am I so low IQ and bad at everything I do? Don't worry. I'm a fucking NEET and mentally ill but of course when I go to my doctor they tell me I should have medication cause my mouth is so small and my neck is so deformed that I cannot even swallow pills, so I cannot cope with pills and medication HAHAHAHAHA. Last time I try swallow me zoloft I almost choked to dreath, it's ogre. I am the unluckiest person alive. LULW. Also negative canthal tilt and recessed everything. I cannot ascend. I am a NEET. No one is more of a truecel than I. Also looking at Facebook makes me want to kill myself seeing people who were mean to me living happy lives whilst I rot being bad at video games and watching shitty rapper music videos because I am so ADHD and mentally retarded from a fucking shit birth from the lovely pakistani NHS doctors that my dumb low iq parents didnt sue them for it (LOL) don't worry mate only a lack of oxygen to your brain for 3 minutes, your child will be fine! WRONG. I will endure being a retard for the rest of my life whilst seeing inceltears and normie basterds and good looking people telling me it's all in my head/need to improve, they're DEAD wrong about that, haha. Goodness me, I am so bipolar, it is only in the night when I have tantrums like this and sperg out. Oh well. I am underbite, ugly, broken nose, mouth breather, bad at games, ADHD, retarded, brain damaged, 20th percentile eye hand coordination (cannot catch balls well haha) and very useless at near enough everything. Only redeeming quality of my LDAr is that I have 160 wpm, but who doesn't these dayts eh? I am a fucking scrub and noob at everytinh, GGWP I suck NIGGAAA.

 

[Deleted member 483]

 

[Soulsmaxx]

I am a mouth breather with an underbite, my maxilla is so recessed that I cannot fit my tongue into the roof of it, I want my parents to give me all of their savings for not giving me the option of having a lefort 1 surgery on atleast the NHS instead just not saying anything and waiting for me to be 19 for me to find out about it myself how pathetic are they? I literally have to wait 2-3 years of braces even just to get a slight improvement and proper bite. Still then me nose is deviated septum and as I'm typing this I'm breathing wtih my mouse open, it's beyond ogre for me boyos. Also I am 1.8k mmr in dota 2 after 300 hours, why am I so low IQ and bad at everything I do? Don't worry. I'm a fucking NEET and mentally ill but of course when I go to my doctor they tell me I should have medication cause my mouth is so small and my neck is so deformed that I cannot even swallow pills, so I cannot cope with pills and medication HAHAHAHAHA. Last time I try swallow me zoloft I almost choked to dreath, it's ogre. I am the unluckiest person alive. LULW. Also negative canthal tilt and recessed everything. I cannot ascend. I am a NEET. No one is more of a truecel than I. Also looking at Facebook makes me want to kill myself seeing people who were mean to me living happy lives whilst I rot being bad at video games and watching shitty rapper music videos because I am so ADHD and mentally retarded from a fucking shit birth from the lovely pakistani NHS doctors that my dumb low iq parents didnt sue them for it (LOL) don't worry mate only a lack of oxygen to your brain for 3 minutes, your child will be fine! WRONG. I will endure being a retard for the rest of my life whilst seeing inceltears and normie basterds and good looking people telling me it's all in my head/need to improve, they're DEAD wrong about that, haha. Goodness me, I am so bipolar, it is only in the night when I have tantrums like this and sperg out. Oh well. I am underbite, ugly, broken nose, mouth breather, bad at games, ADHD, retarded, brain damaged, 20th percentile eye hand coordination (cannot catch balls well haha) and very useless at near enough everything. Only redeeming quality of my LDAr is that I have 160 wpm, but who doesn't these dayts eh? I am a fucking scrub and noob at everytinh, GGWP I suck NIGGAAA.

I'm uglier

 

[FailedNormie]

Shut up and lift pussy

 

[tony soprano]

Shut up and lift pussy

Shut up and lift pussy

will that make my top jaw overlap my bottom so i dont look like an ogre or make me breathe through my mouse so i dont look like a tard?

 

[FailedNormie]

will that make my top jaw overlap my bottom so i dont look like an ogre or make me breathe through my mouse so i dont look like a tard?

No but it will raise your T and get you laid

 

[Thushespokeofit]

No but it will raise your T and get you laid

no

 

[Wannabe6ft2]

pics

 

[Vitruvian]

I'm sorry bro, it truly is over

 

[elfmaxx]

mogs me

 

[MD_Hopeful69]

Never give up. Ascend or die.

 

[AyWiz]

I am a mouth breather with an underbite, my maxilla is so recessed that I cannot fit my tongue into the roof of it, I want my parents to give me all of their savings for not giving me the option of having a lefort 1 surgery on atleast the NHS instead just not saying anything and waiting for me to be 19 for me to find out about it myself how pathetic are they? I literally have to wait 2-3 years of braces even just to get a slight improvement and proper bite. Still then me nose is deviated septum and as I'm typing this I'm breathing wtih my mouse open, it's beyond ogre for me boyos. Also I am 1.8k mmr in dota 2 after 300 hours, why am I so low IQ and bad at everything I do? Don't worry. I'm a fucking NEET and mentally ill but of course when I go to my doctor they tell me I should have medication cause my mouth is so small and my neck is so deformed that I cannot even swallow pills, so I cannot cope with pills and medication HAHAHAHAHA. Last time I try swallow me zoloft I almost choked to dreath, it's ogre. I am the unluckiest person alive. LULW. Also negative canthal tilt and recessed everything. I cannot ascend. I am a NEET. No one is more of a truecel than I. Also looking at Facebook makes me want to kill myself seeing people who were mean to me living happy lives whilst I rot being bad at video games and watching shitty rapper music videos because I am so ADHD and mentally retarded from a fucking shit birth from the lovely pakistani NHS doctors that my dumb low iq parents didnt sue them for it (LOL) don't worry mate only a lack of oxygen to your brain for 3 minutes, your child will be fine! WRONG. I will endure being a retard for the rest of my life whilst seeing inceltears and normie basterds and good looking people telling me it's all in my head/need to improve, they're DEAD wrong about that, haha. Goodness me, I am so bipolar, it is only in the night when I have tantrums like this and sperg out. Oh well. I am underbite, ugly, broken nose, mouth breather, bad at games, ADHD, retarded, brain damaged, 20th percentile eye hand coordination (cannot catch balls well haha) and very useless at near enough everything. Only redeeming quality of my LDAr is that I have 160 wpm, but who doesn't these dayts eh? I am a fucking scrub and noob at everytinh, GGWP I suck NIGGAAA.

I know someone who is more unlucky and fucked than you

 

[ExCel]

MoneyMaxx and then Surgerymaxx.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

1.8k mmr in dota 2 after 300 hours

Video games are more stupid than your parents

 

[TBOLT]

Oh yes, I cannot swallow pills I literally just puke them out of my mouth at the thought of swallowing them, also have a mouthbreather palate but have been naturally mewing for so long and still have an overbite

 

[Looksmaxer-van-NL]

People like you make me realise how grateful I should be.

 

[kramer]

stop being a fucking pussy coping fag sitting in ur gaming cave playing ur nerd games which only increase your ugliness, get off your fat pimple ass and go do something with you life go and do something that will keep your body active and inturn keep you attractive

if you are mad that your parents wont spend their hard earned money because you chose to play video games instead of going outside during development stop coping blame on them and use your time to make your own money so you can get your own shit like braces/surgery etc.

only then, when youve done everything you can, you can come here and cry about your shit genetics,
you choose how your life plays out you can continue to be a piece of shit coping until you finally or you can choose right now to change your life for the better

 

[Looksmaxer-van-NL]

stop being a fucking pussy coping fag sitting in ur gaming cave playing ur nerd games which only increase your ugliness, get off your fat pimple ass and go do something with you life go and do something that will keep your body active and inturn keep you attractive

if you are mad that your parents wont spend their hard earned money because you chose to play video games instead of going outside during development stop coping blame on them and use your time to make your own money so you can get your own shit like braces/surgery etc.

only then, when youve done everything you can, you can come here and cry about your shit genetics,
you choose how your life plays out you can continue to be a piece of shit coping until you finally or you can choose right now to change your life for the better

Very good advice, thing is these pussy worshippers out here will try to tell you that doing anything worthwile in your life is a ''cope'' meanwhile they think they're oh so superior when they're LDARing.

 

[Deleted member 1106]

You need to decide what you want to get out of life. You will never be that cool mysterious "chad" who doesn't have to put the effort in anythng, realistically in this day and age you will not have any success with women too even if you try (based on the facial features you mentioned).

You either cope or you rope there is no third option.

 

[SikKunt]

You either cope rope or you rope there is no third option.

 

[Alexanderr]

I am a mouth breather with an underbite, my maxilla is so recessed that I cannot fit my tongue into the roof of it, I want my parents to give me all of their savings for not giving me the option of having a lefort 1 surgery on atleast the NHS instead just not saying anything and waiting for me to be 19 for me to find out about it myself how pathetic are they? I literally have to wait 2-3 years of braces even just to get a slight improvement and proper bite. Still then me nose is deviated septum and as I'm typing this I'm breathing wtih my mouse open, it's beyond ogre for me boyos. Also I am 1.8k mmr in dota 2 after 300 hours, why am I so low IQ and bad at everything I do? Don't worry. I'm a fucking NEET and mentally ill but of course when I go to my doctor they tell me I should have medication cause my mouth is so small and my neck is so deformed that I cannot even swallow pills, so I cannot cope with pills and medication HAHAHAHAHA. Last time I try swallow me zoloft I almost choked to dreath, it's ogre. I am the unluckiest person alive. LULW. Also negative canthal tilt and recessed everything. I cannot ascend. I am a NEET. No one is more of a truecel than I. Also looking at Facebook makes me want to kill myself seeing people who were mean to me living happy lives whilst I rot being bad at video games and watching shitty rapper music videos because I am so ADHD and mentally retarded from a fucking shit birth from the lovely pakistani NHS doctors that my dumb low iq parents didnt sue them for it (LOL) don't worry mate only a lack of oxygen to your brain for 3 minutes, your child will be fine! WRONG. I will endure being a retard for the rest of my life whilst seeing inceltears and normie basterds and good looking people telling me it's all in my head/need to improve, they're DEAD wrong about that, haha. Goodness me, I am so bipolar, it is only in the night when I have tantrums like this and sperg out. Oh well. I am underbite, ugly, broken nose, mouth breather, bad at games, ADHD, retarded, brain damaged, 20th percentile eye hand coordination (cannot catch balls well haha) and very useless at near enough everything. Only redeeming quality of my LDAr is that I have 160 wpm, but who doesn't these dayts eh? I am a fucking scrub and noob at everytinh, GGWP I suck NIGGAAA.

Not one word. Not one word did I read. Also, use paragraphs.

 

[Deleted member 6381]

I am a mouth breather with an underbite, my maxilla is so recessed that I cannot fit my tongue into the roof of it, I want my parents to give me all of their savings for not giving me the option of having a lefort 1 surgery on atleast the NHS instead just not saying anything and waiting for me to be 19 for me to find out about it myself how pathetic are they? I literally have to wait 2-3 years of braces even just to get a slight improvement and proper bite. Still then me nose is deviated septum and as I'm typing this I'm breathing wtih my mouse open, it's beyond ogre for me boyos. Also I am 1.8k mmr in dota 2 after 300 hours, why am I so low IQ and bad at everything I do? Don't worry. I'm a fucking NEET and mentally ill but of course when I go to my doctor they tell me I should have medication cause my mouth is so small and my neck is so deformed that I cannot even swallow pills, so I cannot cope with pills and medication HAHAHAHAHA. Last time I try swallow me zoloft I almost choked to dreath, it's ogre. I am the unluckiest person alive. LULW. Also negative canthal tilt and recessed everything. I cannot ascend. I am a NEET. No one is more of a truecel than I. Also looking at Facebook makes me want to kill myself seeing people who were mean to me living happy lives whilst I rot being bad at video games and watching shitty rapper music videos because I am so ADHD and mentally retarded from a fucking shit birth from the lovely pakistani NHS doctors that my dumb low iq parents didnt sue them for it (LOL) don't worry mate only a lack of oxygen to your brain for 3 minutes, your child will be fine! WRONG. I will endure being a retard for the rest of my life whilst seeing inceltears and normie basterds and good looking people telling me it's all in my head/need to improve, they're DEAD wrong about that, haha. Goodness me, I am so bipolar, it is only in the night when I have tantrums like this and sperg out. Oh well. I am underbite, ugly, broken nose, mouth breather, bad at games, ADHD, retarded, brain damaged, 20th percentile eye hand coordination (cannot catch balls well haha) and very useless at near enough everything. Only redeeming quality of my LDAr is that I have 160 wpm, but who doesn't these dayts eh? I am a fucking scrub and noob at everytinh, GGWP I suck NIGGAAA.

We... heard you.

Also reminder OP is a privileged psycho LARPer who has put in no effort into getting sex, only complaining from his basement in 221 park road, sittingbourne.

 

[volcelfatcel]

Jfl

 

[NoPainNoChick]

Look on the bright side. At least you're not balding (yet).

 

[Deleted member 12669]

I didn't even have to read and I already know its over

 

[blueeyeswhitedrgon]

OVERCOME THROUGH SHEER WILLPOWER. OUT LIVE THOSE WHO CAUSED YOU PAIN