Why am i unable to Talk perfectly Like a politician?

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Im 34yo ffs

 

[Dicklet3incher]

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You see OP, in order to gain the social skills of a politician, first you have to, y know suck off the elites that pay them?
Those lovely hat people? and then im surely you will gain the charisma you desire!