Why are ancient statues depicting gods so bloated?

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Are bloated features considered divine? Why did the ancients believe modern features were revolting? Are they wrong?
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they mog stumpy faced modern boys
 
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the collective and everyone who sees this knowing that their perception is wrong
 
food used to be a luxury
 
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They were high IQ.
Real men have mass on them not staved twinks
 
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Healthy fullness, sign of youth and health, its the same as me going to 10% bf and every person around me telling me how worse i look
 
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Healthy fullness, sign of youth and health, its the same as me going to 10% bf and every person around me telling me how worse i look
So these were superior features and are still considered so
 
ITT: Terminally online zoomer raised by the internet doesn't know what normal people look like.
 
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Good thread bumped
 
only these are bloated
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the rest in the first post look fine. you seem to think that anyone who doesn't have Tyler Maher tier bones must be bloated
 
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only these are bloated
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the rest in the first post look fine. you seem to think that anyone who doesn't have Tyler Maher tier bones must be bloated
well there is no set definition, and on here if u dont have what he has ur bloated, I personally agree with you that ur prob right, but thats not the case here for most people.
 
They have some narrow palates. You’d think then because of proper chewing and all around naturally good tongue posture they’d have better palates
 
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They have some narrow palates. You’d think then because of proper chewing and all around naturally good tongue posture they’d have better palates
if these statues came to life and posted here they would be called bloated even the most narrow of them that I posted (apollo statue) this is cope.
 
Healthy fullness, sign of youth and health, its the same as me going to 10% bf and every person around me telling me how worse i look
10% with good collegen and muscle>
 
if these statues came to life and posted here they would be called bloated even the most narrow of them that I posted (apollo statue) this is cope.
not sure what ur even tryna say just talking about their palates. but yea they r probably protrayed like that because higher status people were fatter and they r gods so the highest status. they eating good in valhalla
 
Theyre sexy prime tiktok htnz
 
not sure what ur even tryna say just talking about their palates. but yea they r probably protrayed like that because higher status people were fatter and they r gods so the highest status. they eating good in valhalla
these lads are from Mount Olympus not valhalla, and they arent fat lmao, these faces are on bodies that are very lean and some even ripped with muscle, how much leaner do u what them to be? im not an expert on bf% but if they were kinda chubby I would agree with you, not to mention the early sculpters were incorperating mathematical formula when carving these busts, these sculpters were prob the most advanced and greatest of all time.
 
They were just ass at sculpting innit
 
these lads are from Mount Olympus not valhalla, and they arent fat lmao, these faces are on bodies that are very lean and some even ripped with muscle, how much leaner do u what them to be? im not an expert on bf% but if they were kinda chubby I would agree with you, not to mention the early sculpters were incorperating mathematical formula when carving these busts, these sculpters were prob the most advanced and greatest of all time.
Idk but it’s pretty dope anyways. Just the idea that some ancient ass dudes carved these rocks thousands of years ago into insane art and it’s still around today
 
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