why are chess players so unsightly

[Professor Grey]

First of I love chess but it’s not that significant part of my life as good amount of guys that I have played with in lot of OTB tournaments.


I’ve met a lot of people, none of them particularly stand out to be good looking and most of them look like they aren’t taking care of themselves at all. It is revolting when they watch me as i lose while looking like disgusting pig, i want to punch those mfs in the fucking face sometimes

 

[Copeful]

damn might have to pull up to a tournament to bag a chess baddie

 

[Professor Grey]

Bro nothing made me hate stupid little kids than chess did. Those little fuckers have fueled me with rage countless times, i don’t want you fucking dancing around and making stupid sounds while Im thinking on my move also doesn’t help that those kids look like fucking genetic abomination

 

[Copeful]

last time i played at a tournament the entire hall stunk of shit

 

[lil truecel]

you didnt know chess players are subhuman?

 

[Professor Grey]

you didnt know chess players are subhuman?

Yeah but why

 

[Manana]

Because good looking people are not taking niche interests to extremes.

They are actually socializing, fucking and experiencing life.