why are normies so idiotic?

[helpmepubertymax]

my parents get mad at me for trying to buy peptides and similar stuff like aqualyx but realistically that's nothing compared to what they did as teenagers likely eating like shit going out partying smoking drinking and other shit but when i take a risk to ascend and its way healthier I'm in the wrong genuinely so dumb but no point in explaining that to them because they get really mad when I have a logical conversation because their inferior

 

[chudpiller]

Just keep ts a secret bro

 

[Wuzzdio]

 

[Deleted member 271577]

my parents get mad at me for trying to buy peptides and similar stuff like aqualyx but realistically that's nothing compared to what they did as teenagers likely eating like shit going out partying smoking drinking and other shit but when i take a risk to ascend and its way healthier I'm in the wrong genuinely so dumb but no point in explaining that to them because they get really mad when I have a logical conversation because their inferior

realistically you are the idiot here
why tell anyone about lm

 

[helpmepubertymax]

Just keep ts a secret bro

i tried to but they found out when they found my needles and when they found the package when i ordered the peptides and also they got suspicious of the hammer under my bed

 

[DrMd]

their brainwashed, its pretty common, all parents are like this

 

[helpmepubertymax]

realistically you are the idiot here
why tell anyone about lm

what explain how ?

 

[DrMd]

i tried to but they found out when they found my needles and when they found the package when i ordered the peptides and also they got suspicious of the hammer under my bed

wtf

 

[chudpiller]

i tried to but they found out when they found my needles and when they found the package when i ordered the peptides and also they got suspicious of the hammer under my bed

hammer under the bed jfl just leave it in the toolbox

 

[DrMd]

top 10 things that never happened son im crine

 

[Deleted member 144139]

my parents get mad at me for trying to buy peptides and similar stuff like aqualyx but realistically that's nothing compared to what they did as teenagers likely eating like shit going out partying smoking drinking and other shit but when i take a risk to ascend and its way healthier I'm in the wrong genuinely so dumb but no point in explaining that to them because they get really mad when I have a logical conversation because their inferior

they get scared cause its uncommon and they dont know anything ab it and deal better with the worse stuff because its common in our retarted teens generation

 

[helpmepubertymax]

hammer under the bed jfl just leave it in the toolbox

i don't want my face to get dirty from the other tools i tried to say it was to fix my chair because it broke they didn't believe me and took it away so i got another one

 

[helpmepubertymax]

top 10 things that never happened son im crine

i swear im not lying why tf would i

 

[Grievous]

Just be careful

I got caught recently
But they only found needles and pills which I can easily lie about and it worked
If they found the vials I would've been cooked

Im being more careful from now on

 

[helpmepubertymax]

they get scared cause its uncommon and they dont know anything ab it and deal better with the worse stuff because its common in our retarted teens generation

i mean my mom is a nurse she should be a bit more educated if shes been a nurse for 20 years and my dad worked in a hospital for 5 years

 

[helpmepubertymax]

top 10 things that never happened son im crine

 

[FlotPSL]

my parents get mad at me for trying to buy peptides and similar stuff like aqualyx but realistically that's nothing compared to what they did as teenagers likely eating like shit going out partying smoking drinking and other shit but when i take a risk to ascend and its way healthier I'm in the wrong genuinely so dumb but no point in explaining that to them because they get really mad when I have a logical conversation because their inferior

Broootal my nigga

What's your plan now?

 

[DrMd]

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alr mb, u just talked like a low iq so i thought u were lying

 

[helpmepubertymax]

Broootal my nigga

What's your plan now?

i genuinly dont know i will likley try to appear normal for a few months and buy regular stuff so by then they wont expect me to buy peptides and will think its another regular package because right now they check my packages now or i can just deliver to friends house or buy very small container to store my peptides instead of minifridge

 

[helpmepubertymax]

alr mb, u just talked like a low iq so i thought u were lying

yea its ok im a bit nd ive been trying to improve my grammar to not appear idiotic been working a bit before it was pure ebonics

 

[futureschizo]

why do they know you're trying to buy peptides??

just buy it without them knowing and hide it

 

[DrMd]

yea its ok im a bit nd

all good brother

 

[helpmepubertymax]

why do they know you're trying to buy peptides??

just buy it without them knowing and hide it

my snitch ass older brother hes a 25 year old personal trainer/body builder found the fucking box as it got delivered before i could get to it so he knew it was some type of drug in his mind even though its not and told my mom whos a nurse who has a breif understanding on what it is

 

[Deleted member 271577]

what explain how ?

why would you talk about lm to normies in the first place?
in 6th grade i talked to my friends about it openly cause i was stupid
i change schools, but like 2 of my friends from my old school come with me
they tell everyone, and ive done my best to cover it up, literally havent talked about bp/lm openly for a while, now im a freshman in hs and my friends still comment "look at him looksmaxxing" under tiktok posts where im @ed, and joke about me doing masai jumps for optimal jaw growth
i wont lie shits funny asf but still

especially dont tell parents, if u wanna get peptides or aqualyx (most peptides are just bs), obviously they wont let you, since they are normies

they are bluepilled like everyone else-they dont see the logic of trying to look your best

 

[helpmepubertymax]

why would you talk about lm to normies in the first place?
in 6th grade i talked to my friends about it openly cause i was stupid
i change schools, but like 2 of my friends from my old school come with me
they tell everyone, and ive done my best to cover it up, literally havent talked about bp/lm openly for a while, now im a freshman in hs and my friends still comment "look at him looksmaxxing" under tiktok posts where im @ed, and joke about me doing masai jumps for optimal jaw growth
i wont lie shits funny asf but still

especially dont tell parents, if u wanna get peptides or aqualyx (most peptides are just bs), obviously they wont let you, since they are normies

they are bluepilled like everyone else-they dont see the logic of trying to look your best

I know I honestly totally agree i told 2 of my friends too and basically one just openly talks about bp in public now around my gf, around his gf, in front of other friends, in front of teachers he's genuinely ND and the other totally disagrees with bp and is a cope sub5 and when i tried to talk to parents about it to reason with them they totally disagreed n got suspicious and started checking my room and found needles and took them and also took my peptides and my hammer for bone smashing so yea

 

[Deleted member 271577]

hammer for bone smashing so yea

this guys fucking retarted

 

[helpmepubertymax]

this guys fucking retarted

it kinda works it causes tissue damage and it looks good and also it looks bigger so yea i mainly just do it like once a day at ngiht

 

[Deleted member 271577]

it kinda works it causes tissue damage and it looks good and also it looks bigger so yea i mainly just do it like once a day at ngiht

listen to me little boy
imagine you know someone that unironically hits their face with a hammer to look better
that sounds retarted as fuck dosent it?
maybe because it is
bonesmashing wont do shit. if u want better bones, hardmax when ur older

 

[helpmepubertymax]

listen to me little boy
imagine you know someone that unironically hits their face with a hammer to look better
that sounds retarted as fuck dosent it?
maybe because it is
bonesmashing wont do shit. if u want better bones, hardmax when ur older

I will hardmaxx but I want to look better now so what else can i do other than hardmax I'm soon going to fraud with makeup I just don't want to get called out for it cs normies think its gay and also im starting peptides would already be on them but parents are mindless normies

 

[Deleted member 271577]

I will hardmaxx but I want to look better now so what else can i do other than hardmax I'm soon going to fraud with makeup I just don't want to get called out for it cs normies think its gay

softmaxxes u can do:
1. Get lean
2. Accutane
3. new haircut, dye hair dark
4. use a lash serum and dye lashes and brows dark
5. teeth whiten
6. get tan
7. fraud fraud fraud ur ass away

 

[Deleted member 271577]

softmaxxes u can do:
1. Get lean
2. Accutane
3. new haircut, dye hair dark
4. use a lash serum and dye lashes and brows dark
5. teeth whiten
6. get tan
7. fraud fraud fraud ur ass away

also sclera whitening

 

[helpmepubertymax]

softmaxxes u can do:
1. Get lean
2. Accutane
3. new haircut, dye hair dark
4. use a lash serum and dye lashes and brows dark
5. teeth whiten
6. get tan
7. fraud fraud fraud ur ass away

my teeth are already extremly whitened and honestly perfect also im lightskin so should i tan or no or would i look black if i tanned growing out hair i got a bad haircut recently im decently lean could be leaner tho im going to dermatologist soon i will ask him for accutane i have thick eyebrows already should i buy height boosters im 5,9

 

[Deleted member 271577]

my teeth are already extremly whitened and honestly perfect also im lightskin so should i tan or no or would i look black if i tanned growing out hair i got a bad haircut recently im decently lean could be leaner tho im going to dermatologist soon i will ask him for accutane i have thick eyebrows already should i buy height boosters im 5,9

send pic
no pic no care

 

[helpmepubertymax]

send pic
no pic no care

if this is too ass i can send another pic but it will be way worse the quality cs my dad took my phone because of the peptides also i know i didint smile in the pic so u cant see my teeth but their genuinly like white asl and perfect i dont know anyone with better teeth

 

[Deleted member 271577]

if this is too ass i can send another pic but it will be way worse the quality cs my dad took my phone because of the peptides also i know i didint smile in the pic so u cant see my teeth but their genuinly like white asl and perfect i dont know anyone with better teeth

yea bro ur frauding ur ass off

 

[helpmepubertymax]

yea bro ur frauding ur ass off

i have no other pics brah js lmk what to do