Why are planets round?

[Vermilioncore]

How come they’re not square or oval or any other shape.

 

[Willmogulater]

Cause tits are round

 

[Vermilioncore]

Cause tits are round
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Don’t show me naked girls ewwww I’m telling! Kindergarten type shit innit bozo

 

[Psychophilly]

Cause tits are round
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there goes my nofap

 

[Willmogulater]

Don’t show me naked girls ewwww I’m telling! Kindergarten type shit innit bozo

Dawg she sexy fap to it bozo

 

[New Poster]

Earth be rounder than my jawline

 

[Vermilioncore]

Dawg she sexy fap to it bozo

Na you’re Satan you’re not gonna make me sin. I will resist you. Passion of the Christ type beat innit

 

[Willmogulater]

Na you’re Satan you’re not gonna make me sin. I will resist you. Passion of the Christ type beat innit

Dont resist cum for it

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

I love you vermilioncore

 

[Akhi]

gravity, retard

 

[Psychophilly]

because they are big drops of magma. and in no gravity liquid forms shape like sphere. watch water in space videos

 

[Deleted member 41079]

they start forming as small masses of dust and gas, and once the effects of gravity kick in, they keep growing in layers, and oval/round shapes are the most optimal for an even distribution of mass because virtually all of the planet's area has an equal distance from its centre, where gravity pulls the planet's matter the hardest

there's just no mechanism (or physical logic) by which that process would yield shapes with sharp angles

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Idont Know Mate stop asking such hard questions I aint a scientist yo!!

 

[Deleted member 4362]

All mass has a certain gravitational pull, they are round because all the irregularities pull towards each other

 

[tom69]

How come they’re not square or oval or any other shape.

Semi monocoque shape, making them strong and aerodynamic

 

[Vermilioncore]

they start forming as small masses of dust and gas, and once the effects of gravity kick in, they keep growing in layers, and oval/round shapes are the most optimal for an even distribution of mass because virtually all of the planet's area has an equal distance from its centre, where gravity pulls the planet's matter the hardest

there's just no mechanism (or physical logic) by which that process would yield shapes with sharp angles

bill nye ahhh nigga

 

[vermillioncorefan]

because my nuts are rounder

 

[Deleted member 20399]

to piss you off

 

[vermillioncorefan]

How come they’re not square or oval or any other shape.

fr why aint the niggas traingleular

 

[LampPostPrime]

they start forming as small masses of dust and gas, and once the effects of gravity kick in, they keep growing in layers, and oval/round shapes are the most optimal for an even distribution of mass because virtually all of the planet's area has an equal distance from its centre, where gravity pulls the planet's matter the hardest

there's just no mechanism (or physical logic) by which that process would yield shapes with sharp angles

 

[Vermilioncore]

fr why aint the niggas traingleular

Why ain’t they hexagonal

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Why ain’t they hexagonal

bro what if they are actually polygonal but just have 1000000000 sides or something so us mortals think its a sphere
meanwhile chad hitting every angle

 

[Vermilioncore]

bro what if they are actually polygonal but just have 1000000000 sides or something so us mortals think its a sphere
meanwhile chad hitting every angle

maybe that nigger science guy can let us know. Noel Tyson or whatever

 

[vermillioncorefan]

maybe that nigger science guy can let us know. Noel Tyson or whatever

bro thats the same nigga who said that outer space is bisexual
and he dedicated his entire life to space, basically got a whole phd in bisexual nigga anus

 

[Vermilioncore]

bro thats the same nigga who said that outer space is bisexual
and he dedicated his entire life to space, basically got a whole phd in bisexual nigga anus

Na I’m finna bust a nut in space then and make myself a lil son. Name that nigga Space Jr

 

[Deleted member 5815]

earth is flat and the ''planets'' we see in the sky are just stars

 

[vermillioncorefan]

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earth is flat and the ''planets'' we see in the sky are just stars

then why did i see jupiters moons when i pointed a binocolurs at it?

 

[Deleted member 5815]

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then why did i see jupiters moons when i pointed a binocolurs at it?

idk I cant keep this larp up never researched it

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Na I’m finna bust a nut in space then and make myself a lil son. Name that nigga Space Jr

maybe thats what were already living in bro
like some alternate universe/simulation theory shit except were all just nutting in each others spaces and creating incest baby universes

 

[Deleted member 4362]

bill nye ahhh nigga

Wb me though? I explained with a more concise and layman approach? @altruist

 

[Vermilioncore]

Wb me though? I explained with a more concise and layman approach? @altruist

Na you just dumb as a rock. Patrick star ah mofo

 

[ropemax]

because god wanted them that way

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Na you just dumb as a rock. Patrick star ah mofo

Take a piece of paper and scrunch it together as hard as possible, now imagine instead of your hand it’s a magical force on millions of rocks, it will make a round/spherical shape.

There does exist theories that we only perceive planets as round, when in reality space time is being bent, but I don’t think you could understand quantum physics max