Why being short is better than being tall

[Deleted member 21297]

- your feet don’t hang off the bed
- when it rains, the rain drops will hit your head last
- if you are getting shot at, you have a smaller hit box
-Asians are smart and they’re short so the shorter the smarter
-you’re better at hide and seek
-you can fit in the toy cars better
-clothes
-build a physique faster
-youre same height as most Girls! Ever heard a girl complain about breaking her neck when she kisses her tall boyfriend!
-LESS HEART PROBLEMS; IMAGINE WHAT THE HEART HAS TO DO TO KEEP A TALL PERSON LIVING, UGH JUST DIE ALREADY.

-you don’t hit ur head on stuff

you can workless less range of motion which is why manlets are superior lifters

there’s many more reasons but I dont wanna put tall niggas on suicide watch so yea manlets keep slaying

 

[Deleted member 17100]

Pros of being tall:

You mog.

 

[Deleted member 19157]

u missed the most important shit like better center of gravity and statistically longer life span

 

[Deleted member 21969]

u missed the most important shit like better center of gravity and statistically longer life span

Longer lifespan = longer suffering

 

[Dr. Mog]

Also You missed some imp points

The shorter you are the warmer it is since as you move up in the sky the colder it gets

The shorter you are the smaller the coffin you need hence less expensive for your family to buy a coffin after your death.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

- your feet don’t hang off the bed
- when it rains, the rain drops will hit your head last
- if you are getting shot at, you have a smaller hit box
-Asians are smart and they’re short so the shorter the smarter
-you’re better at hide and seek
-you can fit in the toy cars better
-clothes
-build a physique faster
-youre same height as most Girls! Ever heard a girl complain about breaking her neck when she kisses her tall boyfriend!
-LESS HEART PROBLEMS; IMAGINE WHAT THE HEART HAS TO DO TO KEEP A TALL PERSON LIVING, UGH JUST DIE ALREADY.

-you don’t hit ur head on stuff

you can workless less range of motion which is why manlets are superior lifters

there’s many more reasons but I dont wanna put tall niggas on suicide watch so yea manlets keep slaying

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Ur trolling

 

[Deleted member 21297]

a bunch of tallfags seething at manlet privilege. COPE!

 

[Marsiere214]

5 pounds of muscle on a short guy looks like 10 on a tall guy.

 

[Deleted member 21297]

"you may have more sex" damn short guys are slaying while tall people rot

 

[BearBoy]

You can chase the mouse in the hole

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Biggest con :

You can’t get females and reproduce your blood line

 

[Bakin donuts 🍩]

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[chadmanlet04]

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it's satire.

 

[horizontallytall]

Woah woah calm down mate my stomach hurts from all that laughing