Why birth me from c section

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Rats I would preferr the traditional style of birth I could’ve done it if I wanted to but they just don’t give me enough time😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
 
the baby needs cortisol for lots of functions when it's born
the baby gets it by the stress induced from traditional birth
c section removes that
= subhuman development

huuge over simplification but lets assume you would've been 2 inches taller, 8 iq points higher and 1/10 higher in face rating if you were born traditionally
 
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the baby needs cortisol for lots of functions when it's born
the baby gets it by the stress induced from traditional birth
c section removes that
= subhuman development

huuge over simplification but lets assume you would've been 2 inches taller, 8 iq points higher and 1/10 higher in face rating if you were born traditionally
Monkey ugly midwives they should’ve let me persist and succeed
 
If I got birthed via c-section my head wouldn’t have been caught in birth and fucked up my neck and face.
 
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the baby needs cortisol for lots of functions when it's born
the baby gets it by the stress induced from traditional birth
c section removes that
= subhuman development

huuge over simplification but lets assume you would've been 2 inches taller, 8 iq points higher and 1/10 higher in face rating if you were born traditionally
I was c section baby
 
If I got birthed via c-section my head wouldn’t have been caught in birth and fucked up my neck and face.
Lots of babies wouldn’t be able to be delivered naturally, because babies nowadays are being born heavier and heavier.

If they were born naturally, there would be a higher likelihood of the mother passing during childbirth.
 
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