CookiekingFAN
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Once upon a time on Looksmax.org, there lived a man known as @Tigermoggerlol , a proud Mexican warrior whose melanin shone brighter than the summer sun. One day, he discovered a forbidden ancient relic… a bottle of “SnowGlow Ultra-White™ Bleach Serum.”
Legend says he emptied the whole thing in one sitting. When he emerged, he was so pale that the moon squinted at him. He looked in the mirror and whispered, “At last… I have ascended.”
From that day forward, Tigermoggerlol began speaking only in weather reports. “I am partly cloudy with a chance of superiority,” he declared, sipping unseasoned chicken breast and practicing his “Nordic squint.”
The forum still remembers the day he sadly passed away from Irreversible organ damage
From the acient relic…
JFL
Legend says he emptied the whole thing in one sitting. When he emerged, he was so pale that the moon squinted at him. He looked in the mirror and whispered, “At last… I have ascended.”
From that day forward, Tigermoggerlol began speaking only in weather reports. “I am partly cloudy with a chance of superiority,” he declared, sipping unseasoned chicken breast and practicing his “Nordic squint.”
The forum still remembers the day he sadly passed away from Irreversible organ damage
From the acient relic…
JFL
