Why can't I be famous?

[soulless_npc]

Why do I have to wageslave? Why can't I simply spew verbal diarrhea from my mouth into a camera and get people to donate money to hear me give my water takes on everything? I would be so good at it. I would be the best influencer. I would influence so much shit.

 

[hye732]

bcs youre a soulless npc

 

[aaronbp]

guess why u arent? mhhh maybe cuz youre crying on org instead of doing something