WHY CHAD GOT A 1600 AND YOU DIDNT (shitpost) (50 post celly)

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How many of you have interacted with an attractive person that is a fucking IDIOT? Chances are, most of the attractive people you interact with aren't geniuses.

But there's something odd.

Why do they do better than you despite being dumb?
You see, oxytocin is a strong, strong hormone. Alongside improving testosterone production, it also clears up the brain.

"But M, I can just jack off and get oxytocin. What's the difference between Chad & I?"

Simple. Chad receives constant oxytocin.

When he wakes up, his girlfriend texts him

When he goes to school, he gets welcomed

When the women try to steal him for themselves, he gains oxytocin

Chad's entire life gifts him with this mental clarity, so he can always reap the benefits.

Meanwhile, we are forced to resort to temporary measures that just harm us later on.


August 22. You and Chad woke up, and went to take the SAT.

You're stressed, sleep deprived, and lacking a drop of energy. Nobody is awake at 7 AM on a saturday. Maybe you talk to another you know taking the test, but it isn't that much.

Meanwhile, chad arises. He doesn't need a morning routine, for his genetics are beautiful. He recieves texts of "love" and good luck messages from his girlfriend and all of his worshippers. He goes to the testing center, and immediately mogs everyone there. Chad is in the prime mental state to succeed.

When you get there, it's already over. Every possible advantage that you could have isn't there. You woke up earlier than chad to ensure that you didn't look disgusting, so you're tired. Your IQ doesn't matter right now. Your autism doesn't matter right now. Chad is in the perfect state for sucess, while you are in the worst state for it.

TLDR: chad's genetics make up for a lack of IQ and make him perfect in every way.

if you read all this thanks

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Bro I'm a Chad tf you on about :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Dude talking bout some "and you didnt" STFU cuck:feelsokman::feelskek::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
while i am not a cuck i cannot deny that the tone I used in this post was cuck like. thank you for the callout, i shall improve this in the future.
 
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How many of you have interacted with an attractive person that is a fucking IDIOT? Chances are, most of the attractive people you interact with aren't geniuses.

But there's something odd.

Why do they do better than you despite being dumb?
You see, oxytocin is a strong, strong hormone. Alongside improving testosterone production, it also clears up the brain.

"But M, I can just jack off and get oxytocin. What's the difference between Chad & I?"

Simple. Chad receives constant oxytocin.

When he wakes up, his girlfriend texts him

When he goes to school, he gets welcomed

When the women try to steal him for themselves, he gains oxytocin

Chad's entire life gifts him with this mental clarity, so he can always reap the benefits.

Meanwhile, we are forced to resort to temporary measures that just harm us later on.


August 22. You and Chad woke up, and went to take the SAT.

You're stressed, sleep deprived, and lacking a drop of energy. Nobody is awake at 7 AM on a saturday. Maybe you talk to another you know taking the test, but it isn't that much.

Meanwhile, chad arises. He doesn't need a morning routine, for his genetics are beautiful. He recieves texts of "love" and good luck messages from his girlfriend and all of his worshippers. He goes to the testing center, and immediately mogs everyone there. Chad is in the prime mental state to succeed.

When you get there, it's already over. Every possible advantage that you could have isn't there. You woke up earlier than chad to ensure that you didn't look disgusting, so you're tired. Your IQ doesn't matter right now. Your autism doesn't matter right now. Chad is in the perfect state for sucess, while you are in the worst state for it.

TLDR: chad's genetics make up for a lack of IQ and make him perfect in every way.

if you read all this thanks

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while i am not a cuck i cannot deny that the tone I used in this post was cuck like. thank you for the callout, i shall improve this in the future.
Don’t stop. US cucks have to stand proud!
 
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wym elder ive been on here for barely a year 😅

still tho I expect good things
i dont know why but my brain just autofills elder when I don't know someones age 😭 preesh the microinvestment though great things will happen
 
How many of you have interacted with an attractive person that is a fucking IDIOT? Chances are, most of the attractive people you interact with aren't geniuses.

But there's something odd.

Why do they do better than you despite being dumb?
You see, oxytocin is a strong, strong hormone. Alongside improving testosterone production, it also clears up the brain.

"But M, I can just jack off and get oxytocin. What's the difference between Chad & I?"

Simple. Chad receives constant oxytocin.

When he wakes up, his girlfriend texts him

When he goes to school, he gets welcomed

When the women try to steal him for themselves, he gains oxytocin

Chad's entire life gifts him with this mental clarity, so he can always reap the benefits.

Meanwhile, we are forced to resort to temporary measures that just harm us later on.


August 22. You and Chad woke up, and went to take the SAT.

You're stressed, sleep deprived, and lacking a drop of energy. Nobody is awake at 7 AM on a saturday. Maybe you talk to another you know taking the test, but it isn't that much.

Meanwhile, chad arises. He doesn't need a morning routine, for his genetics are beautiful. He recieves texts of "love" and good luck messages from his girlfriend and all of his worshippers. He goes to the testing center, and immediately mogs everyone there. Chad is in the prime mental state to succeed.

When you get there, it's already over. Every possible advantage that you could have isn't there. You woke up earlier than chad to ensure that you didn't look disgusting, so you're tired. Your IQ doesn't matter right now. Your autism doesn't matter right now. Chad is in the perfect state for sucess, while you are in the worst state for it.

TLDR: chad's genetics make up for a lack of IQ and make him perfect in every way.

if you read all this thanks

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