Why cold showers harm your testosterone

[XxSigmaChad69xX]

Cold showers shrink your balls, no exceptions, it just happens. Yet people still take cold showers, its all in bold black letters, the government is simply normalizing cold showers so they could decrease the population by ruining mens testosterone, this resulting in low fertility.

>Cold shower
>Balls Shrink
>Low Testosterone from small balls
>Low Fertility
>Erectile Dysfunction
>Population dies out

If you want to have super high T, stop taking showers, it's the only way.

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

What if I dont care about my testosterone

 

[icxed]

Cold showers shrink your balls, no exceptions, it just happens. Yet people still take cold showers, its all in bold black letters, the government is simply normalizing cold showers so they could decrease the population by ruining mens testosterone, this resulting in low fertility.

>Cold shower
>Balls Shrink
>Low Testosterone from small balls
>Low Fertility
>Erectile Dysfunction
>Population dies out

If you want to have super high T, stop taking showers, it's the only way.

high t league of legends players:

 

[XxSigmaChad69xX]

What if I dont care about my testosterone

That means you are most likely a skinny annorexic beta soyboy, testosterone should be important for every alpha male, that's why YOU should STOP taking showers.

 

[FBl]

But Hamza told me to take cold showers to become Adonis. I don't wanna be a Jeffrey!!

 

[ForbiddenTruecel]

They make you feminine, girly even

 

[Deleted member 82370]

I don't take showers

 

[Saint Casanova]

Cold showers shrink your balls, no exceptions, it just happens. Yet people still take cold showers, its all in bold black letters, the government is simply normalizing cold showers so they could decrease the population by ruining mens testosterone, this resulting in low fertility.

>Cold shower
>Balls Shrink
>Low Testosterone from small balls
>Low Fertility
>Erectile Dysfunction
>Population dies out

If you want to have super high T, stop taking showers, it's the only way.

Hot showers also kill sperm production.

Just shower in mild warm water like every other normal person jfl

 

[XxSigmaChad69xX]

Hot showers also kill sperm production.

Just shower in mild warm water like every other normal person jfl

Or think about this...... just DONT shower at all. Why go through all this hassle? Cold, Hot, Mild, blah blah blah. Just do not shower. Safest way to protect your fertility.

 

[Saint Casanova]

Or think about this...... just DONT shower at all. Why go through all this hassle? Cold, Hot, Mild, blah blah blah. Just do not shower. Safest way to protect your fertility.

Are you Indian by any chance ?

 

[XxSigmaChad69xX]

Are you Indian by any chance ?

I am a white aryan male.

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

That means you are most likely a skinny annorexic beta soyboy, testosterone should be important for every alpha male, that's why YOU should STOP taking showers.

Nice bait

 

[XxSigmaChad69xX]

Nice bait

I am simply trying to educate uneducated little fools like you on how the government is literally brainwashing us all into believing how showers are a good thing.

 

[SubhumanForever]

XxSigmaChad69xX​

 

[silently_said]

Water, I learned this from Goatis

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

I am simply trying to educate uneducated little fools like you on how the government is literally brainwashing us all into believing how showers are a good thing.

Nice try @XxSigmaChad69xX

 

[Kryoblade]

Cold showers shrink your balls, no exceptions, it just happens. Yet people still take cold showers, its all in bold black letters, the government is simply normalizing cold showers so they could decrease the population by ruining mens testosterone, this resulting in low fertility.

>Cold shower
>Balls Shrink
>Low Testosterone from small balls
>Low Fertility
>Erectile Dysfunction
>Population dies out

If you want to have super high T, stop taking showers, it's the only way.

Stupid nigger, cold showers don’t shrink yo balls they shrink yo ball SACK the skin not the actual testicle like taking T would. Also your balls produce optimal T when they’re cold so…

 

[XxSigmaChad69xX]

Stupid nigger, cold showers don’t shrink yo balls they shrink yo ball SACK the skin not the actual testicle like taking T would. Also your balls produce optimal T when they’re cold so…

Another one of the cucks sent by the government, I can see through your lies and your manipulation. SHOWER CONSPIRACY!