Why couldn’t I be johnny depp

[Vermilioncore]

He was born good looking and became a rich movie star and has everything one could ever want in life

And I was born ugly and worthless and have no money at all on top of being a dicklet and manlet.

I just wish there was some type of fairness in the universe. Like cmon I just wanted at least one advantage in life

 

[Gengar]

Johnny Depp was the original Meeks.

 

[Deleted member 93012]

Cuz you couldn't keep your hands off your tiny pecker with your nasty thoughts when you were a boy innit

 

[Vermilioncore]

Johnny Depp was the original Meeks.

The face of a born winner

 

[Gengar]

The face of a born winner

He descended hard.

 

[Vermilioncore]

He descended hard.

Nah he just turned into an old fart

 

[Gengar]

Nah he just turned into an old fart

Some crazy bitch shit on his bed.

 

[Deleted member 69082]

Collagen, strong bones and dark features mogs so hard.

His harmony sucks otherwise but he had millions of women simping for him cuz of that

 

[Swarthy Knight]

The autists on here would think Chinko or Gayndy mogs him tho

 

[Vermilioncore]

The autists on here would think Chinko or Gayndy mogs him tho

They’re wrong. Every woman would rather fuck depp than those faggots who only have male and gay fag appeal

 

[Deleted member 93678]

over for all of us

 

[Swarthy Knight]

They’re wrong. Every woman would rather fuck depp than those faggots who only have male and gay fag appeal