why did bill clinton cheat on this

[Petsmart]

 

[dbdrFanboy]

He was on Epstein island

 

[HtnceI]

Because shes mid and hes a billionare

 

[pentamogged9000]

BC she was Probably a boring fuckign nagging bitch

 

[Petsmart]

@Node

 

[vxfx]

that “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” of “Kutcharitaville” over

in Asheville, NC sure enough is “One Wild and Crazy Guy!” All the women

are so wild about him and his Famous Cheese Burgers and Key Lime Pies,

Hellaciously Fantastic Tender and Delicious Prime Ribs and Prime Steaks.

Drop Off the Bone Bar-B-Q Ribs, Pulled Pork and Beef Brisket.

His Drop Dead Gorgeous Wife “Anita” together in they’re Historic Key

Lime Pie Factory and Grill, where the Smiles and Ovens are always Warm

and Friendly, Inviting You to Spend A Little Time Resting and Enjoying

Your Time in They’re Little “Key West Island” near the Biltmore Estate

Close

By….Kind of Funny You Know, The World’s Greatest Key Lime Pies Aren’t

Even Baked In The Keys But At Kutcharitaville By Captain Kutchie

Pelaez and His Lovely Wife Anita In The Carolina Mountains!….Go

Figure!!!!!!!….Kutch Is The “CAPTAIN” That Put The “SOUL” In SOUL FOOD!…

You’ll Soon Learn Why People Call “Captain Kutchie

Pelaez “The Most Interesting Man In The World!”…But don’t take our word

for it, follow the Long Lines to “Anita and Captain Kutchie Pelaez’s Key

West-Kutcharitaville Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill’. “The Place To Be”

since 1976!

Don’t be fooled into thinking that Jimmy Buffett

designed or had anything to do with this place. Just Ask Miss Sunshine Smith! That would be an insult.

Kutchie’s was here long before anyone ever heard of JB……Sheesh!

Donald Trump loves KUTCHARITAVILLE so much that he often has take-out

flown to him in NEW YORK CITY! WOW! He must really love those original

cheese burgers in paradise, we sure do, they have our vote for sure.

My best friend said she heard last week that Donald Trump and Stephen

Colbert together are planing on a Welcome to the USA Party for “Pope Francis”

to be held soon over in Asheville, NC at “Kutcharitaville”.

Some party that will be for sure!

Think, I’ll just get all the girls together and we can all Nude-Up and

go too “Captain Kutchie’s” and Get Drunk and Screw! Let’s Go Y’all!

Captain Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies Are World Famous For Giving Everyone

That Eats Them They’re Very First “PIEGASAM”….That’s Probably why one

must be over 18 years of age to purchase one or have an adult present.

…Oh and all that Great Fall Off The Bone Bar-B-Q Slow Smoking Beef Briskets, Pork Ribs, Shoulders and Pork Butts…“Carly

Fiorino” say’s that she Can Smell They’re Butts Miles Away!….Or Maybe She

Was Just Smelling “Hillary”!…..OMG?

…The Late Great “Captain Tony Tarracino” of Key West Fame was an Old
Friend of “Captain Kutchie Pelaez”. Together the two of them Sailed Many
Adventures Not Known To Much Of The World! Cheese Burgers, Rum, Scotch,
Cigarettes, Cigars, Treasure Maps, Pizzas, Chocolate Bars and Key Lime
Pies Helped The Two Make History. If You Can Believe It Even “Mel
Fisher” Was Known To Hang With Them!….

Captain Kutchie The Key Lime Pie Whisperer!…

Thank “GOD” That Noah Had Two of Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies On The Ark!….

And Don’t Forget “Ernest Hemingway’s” (Original Thinking Post) ! There
Was Only One And “Captain Kutchie” Has It. Don’t Miss It.

Hillary Sucks!…………………….Bill Does Too!…….I Feel His Pain….

..Captain Kutchie Pelaez For President!!!!….
He Will Put A Key Lime Pie and A Gallon Of Fresh Kutcharita’s in Every Refrigerator!….

..Oh, I Forgot One,….That Chuck Todd Sucks Too!….That Sleazy Eyed Gutter Snipper!….Sheesh Give Me A Break!…

…”Captain
Kutchie Pelaez”,….Who Loves You Pretty Baby!,…Who, Who,
Who!……Everybody Does!…We Loved Your Movies Too, Please Make Some
More. All Your Fan Base Loves You “Captain Kutch”!….

…And Like You Said Captain Kutch…..No More Clinton’s, …No More Obama’s, and… No More Bush’s/ (Vito Corleone)!

..Talk About Snake’s In The Grass, We Sure Do Have Enough Of Them For A Lifetime!…
Now That’s What I’m Talking About!…

…Praise The Lord And God Bless The USA!…….So Don’t Worry Mon, Bee Happy!….

…SNL
Just Hasn’t Been Very Funny Since Captain Kutchie Got Mad That Night,
Got His Key Lime Pies Packed Back-Up And Stomped-Out With Them Under His
Arms!…Yeah, What Was All That About?…Wonder What Lorne Michaels and Larry David Thought About Them Apples!…

 

[OrbitMax]

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Bro she ugly af and why only fuck one ugly bitch when you can do whatever you want if your rich

 

[Petsmart]

Bro she ugly af and why only fuck one ugly bitch when you can do whatever you want if your rich

crazy ahh run on sentence

 

[OrbitMax]

crazy ahh run on sentence

Fr

 

[KIVVV]

Bro she ugly af and why only fuck one ugly bitch when you can do whatever you want if your rich

Why this feels like it was writtem by a caveman

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Many people often cheat for the thrill

 

[OrbitMax]

Why this feels like it was writtem by a caveman

What makes u say that

 

[Node]

@Node

Am I trippin or aren’t they brother and sister?

 

[Petsmart]

Am I trippin or aren’t they brother and sister?

Married

 

[Node]

Married

What would you give up for being bill Clinton for a day?

 

[Petsmart]

What would you give up for being bill Clinton for a day?

My org account

 

[Node]

My org account

 

[stonecold trucel]

cause hes retarded

 

[g4rlic]

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shes kinda cute. idk how she was when she was cheated on tho. how old was she here shes kinda collagencel

 

[dictator]

i’m cracking she looks like a less attractive sabrina carpenter

 

[g4rlic]

she looks like Sabrina carpenter

 

[g4rlic]

i’m cracking she looks like a less attractive sabrina carpenter

jinx

 

[dictator]

jinx

we on the same wavelength

 

[TrueFakeCell]

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Chad does what Chad wants

 

[Algernon]

.

 

[KIVVV]

Idk ask him not me

 

[kisslessvirgin]

shes fat thats why

 

[Outlander]

Because shes mid and hes a billionare

 

[Chance]

She wouldn’t date me

 

[IronMike]

because she had a kid and gained weight, plus fucking the same person after a while gets old

 

[Veniamin Pupunin]

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htb

 

[SomaliSub5]

Hillary Clinton is a GILF yall hatingggg