why did my grandpa plead and ask for Satan to show himself back in 1992?

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I remember being told a story where my grandpa was so angry (he was an alcoholic) and kept shouting for Satan to show himself. He begged and pleaded.

He suddenly began to smell sulfur and a hellish scent he never smelled before and felt the presence of pure evil and fear so he ran to his bedroom and behind him he saw goat hooves running after him.

No shit. This happened. Everyone believed him because he wasn’t the type to get scared. But he was trembling.

He was brave and used to stand in the park with a baseball bat ready to fight off 10 thugs at once.

Satan is real.
 
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That‘s some Padre Pio type stuff
 
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Perplexed by that fella i gotta admit
 
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grandpa schizomaxxing.
 
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He'd run out of risperidone i'd presume
 
he yelled "get thee behind me satan", then started to get fucked in the ass
 
I don't know if God exists or not, but Satan certainly doesn't
 
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