Why did sommerhalder settle for this?

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Maybe she’s a stacy for @Blackgymmax because she’s a T50 teacher pheno milf. But for the rest of us I can presume she’s at best a MTB
 
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Seems looksmatched if i saw this couple on the street i wouldn't think One of them mogs
 
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Hes ugly
 
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he has a thing for ethnic looking foids, nina dobrev looks the same as this hoe
 
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that ogre is max 4.75 psl
 
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The weeks he spent being John Locke's Jungle bitch destroyed his ego.
iu
 
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That Square 90° jaw Is 0 sex appeal
Males have pointy chins
Jaw is not just about mass, it has to have good taper from all angles
 
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Personality pill
 
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He aint no chad
 
Seems looksmatched if i saw this couple on the street i wouldn't think One of them mogs
he has a thing for ethnic looking foids, nina dobrev looks the same as this hoe
that ogre is max 4.75 psl
He aint no chad
Personality pill

Actually she betabuxxed him
He was in a 8 figures debt and she paid for it

chad always wins
 
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does he have antegonial notch?
 
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He's kinda old now and short...
 
curry tier thread
 
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Damn that guy is ugly as fuck
 
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"I’ve never disclosed this publicly, but this woman worked selflessly for 2yrs to build me out of a terrible business situation I got myself into. Before Nik and I got together I built a company while shooting TVD that was important to me. I invested heavily, I made huge personal guarantees to banks. However due to greed and fraud within that company and fraudulent activities from our biggest customer, not to mention the temporary collapse of the oil and gas industry - I was left in an EIGHT- FIGURE hole. It was awful. A true nightmare day in and day out. I had to travel the world weekly to pay for massive monthly six-figure bank notes and ended up in the hospital 4 times in 2 years. This woman here decided that she didn’t want to see her husband ruin his body/mind/spirit and pulled up her bootstraps and got down in the trenches assembling a team to get to the negotiating table to find a way out. She devoted her life to getting me out of that mess and it almost killed her along the way. I am where I am BECAUSE of this woman. Brothers Bond Bourbon is actually here today because of this woman. I was able to start my life over because of this woman."

jfl she worked to death for 2 years to repay his debt
 
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Actually she betabuxxed him
He was in a 8 figures debt and she paid for it

chad always wins
I was joking about him being ugly but this sounds about right
 
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Actually she betabuxxed him
He was in a 8 figures debt and she paid for it

chad always wins
The weeks he spent being John Locke's Jungle bitch destroyed his ego.
iu
....I'm never up to date with celebrity news but. How in the fuck was he in debt for 8 figs ?

So then what. He had to go g4p to make ends meet ?
 
that's his looksmatch
 
"I’ve never disclosed this publicly, but this woman worked selflessly for 2yrs to build me out of a terrible business situation I got myself into. Before Nik and I got together I built a company while shooting TVD that was important to me. I invested heavily, I made huge personal guarantees to banks. However due to greed and fraud within that company and fraudulent activities from our biggest customer, not to mention the temporary collapse of the oil and gas industry - I was left in an EIGHT- FIGURE hole. It was awful. A true nightmare day in and day out. I had to travel the world weekly to pay for massive monthly six-figure bank notes and ended up in the hospital 4 times in 2 years. This woman here decided that she didn’t want to see her husband ruin his body/mind/spirit and pulled up her bootstraps and got down in the trenches assembling a team to get to the negotiating table to find a way out. She devoted her life to getting me out of that mess and it almost killed her along the way. I am where I am BECAUSE of this woman. Brothers Bond Bourbon is actually here today because of this woman. I was able to start my life over because of this woman."

jfl she worked to death for 2 years to repay his debt
She mogs him is the crazy part. He's a lucky oldcel cuz he's no chad at this age
 
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none of you copers or anyone on this forum would look as good in a front shot

480x480  11e6 9bd6 bf25b59ac10dshowbiz ian somerhalder ian somerhalder 13822013 1 ita it ian s
 
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lima is his looksmatch btw if he wasnt a manlet

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ian. Close set eyes and clenched looking jaw failo. He's way overhyped lookswise
I think he has the uncanny antegonial notch bc he had implants. His face suddenly changed in his early 20s
 
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not at all, worse bones, hairline, nose, eye area
what a cope. somerhalder has no angularity, bad shaped jaw, his only chad feature is eye area
 
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what a cope. somerhalder has no angularity, bad shaped jaw, his only chad feature is eye area
in what world is this

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Download 2
> subhuman bloatmaxxed downgrown ogre

more angular and has a better jaw than this

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look up the word in the dictionary
 
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better chin and eyes better harmony
somerhalder's eye area is bette btw

somerhalders chin is arguably more square and therefore attractive

harmony is subjective, in my eyes somerhalder is 9.5/10 chad and the other guy maybe 7/10
 
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Maybe she’s a stacy for @Blackgymmax because she’s a T50 teacher pheno milf. But for the rest of us I can presume she’s at best a MTB
she's cute
ian_somerhalder_ok.jpg
low stacylite (htb in some pics)

and at this point, psl is dumb cuz it's purely subjective, you might be more attracted to a high htb than a stacy
 
Should have stayed with Nina
 
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somerhalder's eye area is bette btw

somerhalders chin is arguably more square and therefore attractive

harmony is subjective, in my eyes somerhalder is 9.5/10 chad and the other guy maybe 7/10
pure fame halo. he's not model tier perozzi became famous just because of his face
 
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