Why did the chicken cross the road? πŸ“

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But chickens shouldn't wear shoes due to unforeseen risks
 
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to get to the mog house
 
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every girl laugh at my new joke now because the joke is funny not because im chad
 
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Why did the chicken cross the road? :feelshmm:
good question .Why did the chicken cross the road?It all starts from the birth of the chicken ,it grows up and when it's adult size it crosses a road .The mother of the chicken is fault but that can't be true ,the farmers who breed chickens are to blame .But that can't be true too cuz it's the bills forcing them to make money out of sth to pay these bills to survive.So the government is fault but that can't be true cuz the government is controlled by jews .So the jews are to blame.But that can't be true cuz these jews belong to free masonary and they serve satan .So ultimately Satan is the reason behind the chicken crossing the road .Op this is true trust
 
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every girl laugh at my new joke now because the joke is funny not because im chad
Once I told a first date a joke. "Knock knock."

"Oh boy," she said, showing not much interest. She entertained me anyway, "Who's there?"

I said nothing and stared at her.

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Finally, she reacted, "Fuck I'm wet."
 
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good question .Why did the chicken cross the road?It all starts from the birth of the chicken ,it grows up and when it's adult size it crosses a road .The mother of the chicken is fault but that can't be true ,the farmers who breed chickens are to blame .But that can't be true too cuz it's the bills forcing them to make money out of sth to pay these bills to survive.So the government is fault but that can't be true cuz the government is controlled by jews .So the jews are to blame.But that can't be true cuz these jews belong to free masonary and they serve satan .So ultimately Satan is the reason behind the chicken crossing the road .Op this is true trust
Ah always sez: Always always blame the Jews & always always always blame yer parents. 😾:bigbrain:
 
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Once I told a first date a joke. "Knock knock."

"Oh boy," she said, showing not much interest. She entertained me anyway, "Who's there?"

I said nothing and stared at her.

Stare Staring GIF by MOODMAN


Finally, she reacted, "Fuck I'm wet."
Who wert there? :feelshehe:
 
Its all bulllshit, from DC to Hollywood to NY. Florida, on the other hand, seems to frighten the ones who represent the nation's authoritarian.
Florida's a Jew camp. :feelshaha:
 
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