Why did this happen

[Vermilioncore]

One time I told my girl I was going to the carnival alone since she was busy and when I got there I just ate a corn dog and walked around like an incel talking and laughing to myself. When I got home I told her what I did and she got worried other girls might’ve saw and liked it because she said that’s hot and edgy when a guy is a lonely bizarre weirdo like that

 

[Mister Fuwy]

I got head on my first date what a nice HEADstart

 

[Mister Fuwy]

Left the pastor on read call dat shi a holy ghost

 

[Mister Fuwy]

Tripped over a girls bra call dat shi a booby trap

 

[Vermilioncore]

Tripped over a girls bra call dat shi a booby trap

Put lip stick and high heels on my chihuahua and fucked it raw call that shit a hot dog

 

[Mister Fuwy]

Put lip stick and high heels on my chihuahua and fucked it raw call that shit a hot dog

White girl has a seizure call it a vanilla shake

 

[Vermilioncore]

White girl has a seizure call it a vanilla shake

Fat nigger had a seizure call that shit a chocolate shake

 

[vermillioncorefan]

there was this kid who always used to talk and laugh to himself loud while he played games in class. then when he left and came back to school a few years later he was 6’0 and gymmaxxed and i overheard every girl saying how they wanted his cock.

 

[Mister Fuwy]

Fat nigger had a seizure call that shit a chocolate shake

Elon sends his ex wife to mars call her Space X

 

[Vermilioncore]

there was this kid who always used to talk and laugh to himself loud while he played games in class. then when he left and came back to school a few years later he was 6’0 and gymmaxxed and i overheard every girl saying how they wanted his cock.

I had a similar class mate named Mason. He always escaped from school and started shit with everyone. He got into a fight almost every day but he was kinda nerdy looking ginger kid. One time a girl said he acts hot and what she meant is she liked how he misbehaved. Meanwhile I got bitch slapped in class by him and didn’t even retaliate I just acted like it didn’t happen

 

[Vermilioncore]

Elon sends his ex wife to mars call her Space X

horny late at night had to fuck the retard next door. Call that shit Down bad

 

[Vermilioncore]

Fucked a pregnant bitch in the McDonald’s bathroom call that shit a McDouble

 

[Mister Fuwy]

Fucked a pregnant bitch in the McDonald’s bathroom call that shit a McDouble

A guy eats Asian pussy
call dat Ming Dine-asty

 

[Vermilioncore]

A guy eats Asian pussy
call dat Ming Dine-asty

Nahh that shit weak af kys fag

 

[iblamejews]

she got worried other girls might’ve saw and liked it because she said that’s hot and edgy when a guy is a lonely bizarre weirdo like that

how come i’m incel then

 

[Vermilioncore]

how come i’m incel then

Iono maybe you’re just ugly bud

 

[iblamejews]

Iono maybe you’re just ugly bud

probably