"Why did you change your username to Michael Myers?"

Nah, dick is cope. As long as it's not a micropenis (3 inches or less BP) or a macropenis (7 inches or more BP), you're set.
 
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@sub5c3l what you laughing at nigga?!im pouring my heart out boyo. @Iasacrko bully him
Also don't tag iasacrko that nigger made me insecure
 
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Hopefully tbh
Trust me, it's true. Anyone who says otherwise is just an insecure dude trying to project his insecurities onto you.
 
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Nigga it doesn’t matter it’s not like we’re going to use it. We’re stone cold incels
Almost forgot I'm a stone cold incel, thanks for reminding me
 
Nigga it doesn’t matter it’s not like we’re going to use it. We’re stone cold incels
We do use it when we jack off, don't get it twisted bhai.
 
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Just kidding, nobody asked me why. But it's the username I had since 2010. I was 14 and I'm 28 now. Crazy to think it's been half a lifetime ago.

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The glowing white name with the gif and user look fucking sick coolest profile on the site
 
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i joined the first blackpill bbs(bulletin board system) on early internet back in the 80s when i was 30, now i'm 68.
 

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