Why didn't Habsburg have any children?

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Was he that unhealthy that he wasn't physically capable of impregnating a woman?
 
Charles II only started walking at like 6 or 7

You really think he could get his dick up? (assuming he had healthy sperm in the first place)
 
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Charles II only started walking at like 6 or 7

You really think he could get his dick up? (assuming he had healthy sperm in the first place)
damn brutal. did he not have any siblings who could take his thrown?

its amazing he lived to 39 tbh
 
Charles II only started walking at like 6 or 7

You really think he could get his dick up? (assuming he had healthy sperm in the first place)
why didnt john joseph of austria take his place? why didnt they just kill charles II what was the point of his existence?
 
damn brutal. did he not have any siblings who could take his thrown?
He had 2 full siblings. Brother died as a kid and sister didn't make it to 22. Yikes.
why didnt john joseph of austria take his place?
He was a bastard. His mom was an actress.
It's the modern day equivalent of you dad being a trust fund baby but your mom is a filthy crack whore with 10 baby daddies. No ones gonna let you touch that inheritance.
why didnt they just kill charles II what was the point of his existence?
You can't touch a king bro.

They burn you alive for that shit.

Besides, no one dared to. Everyone believed in God and stuff.

Anyway I think Louis XIV's (wife was Charles II halfsister) grandson was a better choice. Phillip V turned out to be somewhat decent.

His descendants control the throne rn. All worked out well I guess.
If you're into JBs you can fap to the Infanta Sophia of Spain?
 
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He had 2 full siblings. Brother died as a kid and sister didn't make it to 22. Yikes.

He was a bastard. His mom was an actress.
It's the modern day equivalent of you dad being a trust fund baby but your mom is a filthy crack whore with 10 baby daddies. No ones gonna let you touch that inheritance.

You can't touch a king bro.

They burn you alive for that shit.

Besides, no one dared to. Everyone believed in God and stuff.

Anyway I think Louis XIV's (wife was Charles II halfsister) grandson was a better choice. Phillip V turned out to be somewhat decent.

His descendants control the throne rn. All worked out well I guess.
If you're into JBs you can fap to the Infanta Sophia of Spain?
who took the throne after habsburg died?
 
He had 2 full siblings. Brother died as a kid and sister didn't make it to 22. Yikes.

He was a bastard. His mom was an actress.
It's the modern day equivalent of you dad being a trust fund baby but your mom is a filthy crack whore with 10 baby daddies. No ones gonna let you touch that inheritance.

You can't touch a king bro.

They burn you alive for that shit.

Besides, no one dared to. Everyone believed in God and stuff.

Anyway I think Louis XIV's (wife was Charles II halfsister) grandson was a better choice. Phillip V turned out to be somewhat decent.

His descendants control the throne rn. All worked out well I guess.
If you're into JBs you can fap to the Infanta Sophia of Spain?
was Philip V of the Bourbon dynasty related to charles 2 in any way?
 

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