Why do all companies do this "teambuilding" shit

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Probably imported from america "muhh lets go climb together" the autists will probably still be bullied afterwards lmao
 
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so they can have an orgy later on
 
maybe to teambuild????? JFL
 
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its all to generate more profit
 
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It is a pretty retarded thread tbh op is definitely on some crack
Yeah if I had sex with him it would be consider rape because he couldnt consent.
 
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Yeah if I had sex with him it would be consider rape because he couldnt consent.
Op thinks Europeans never in history worked together with one and other before Americans discovered it 💀

It’s not like working together and Having multiple ppl discussing something makes it better and faster or anything
 
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so the wagies feel some sense of community and belonging which would increase collaboration and therefore productivity and profits
 
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Op thinks Europeans never in history worked together with one and other before Americans discovered it 💀

It’s not like working together and Having multiple ppl discussing something makes it better and faster or anything
I told my father and he was like "yeah fuck that shit imported from USA thats not how we did it back in the day we would go to the bar together not this gay climbing shit"
 
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I told my father and he was like "yeah fuck that shit imported from USA thats not how we did it back in the day we would go to the bar together not this gay climbing shit"
What climbing are u even talking about ?

Isn’t this with companies what does the bar have to do with it
 
so the wagies feel some sense of community and belonging which would increase collaboration and therefore productivity and profits
Yep basically this

Idc about “muh teamwork” all I’m here to do is collect my pay check then take my ass home, idgaf about the rest of you niggas at all
 
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Yep basically this

Idc about “muh teamwork” all I’m here to do is collect my pay check then take my ass home, idgaf about the rest of you niggas at all
You can get friends and gf at your job
 
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Yep basically this

Idc about “muh teamwork” all I’m here to do is collect my pay check then take my ass home, idgaf about the rest of you niggas at all
always do the bare minimum
JFL at working hard to make some other cuck richer for slight chance at promotion
i’m only waging to build up capital for my side hustle
 
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What climbing are u even talking about ?
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Isn’t this with companies what does the bar have to do with it
I assume after work and those who don't wanna so be it innit
 
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You can get friends and gf at your job
These mfers are still in school they will probably be friendless in the future with this attidude
 
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You can get friends and gf at your job
Yeah you’re friends till you clock out or get fired and never speak to each other again lmao, also having a gf at work is a bad idea, you should smash your co-workers but not date them usually
always do the bare minimum
JFL at working hard to make some other cuck richer for slight chance at promotion
i’m only waging to build up capital for my side hustle
legit, niggas be slaving away at McDonalds trying to make sure each Big Mac has the exact amount of ketchup on it for $2.50 an hour 💀
 
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These mfers are still in school they will probably be friendless in the future with this attidude
never said you shouldn’t make friends lmao my point is that you shouldn’t take everything at work too seriously
 
Yeah you’re friends till you clock out or get fired and never speak to each other again lmao, also having a gf at work is a bad idea, you should smash your co-workers but not date them usually

legit, niggas be slaving away at McDonalds trying to make sure each Big Mac has the exact amount of ketchup on it for $2.50 an hour 💀
Having fun at your job is still good and you can still meet after the job

You should do both
 
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humiliation ritual to break you down and make you a better company drone
 
Originally indeed it was meant to get an employee more tied to the company but, as with many other stuff like that, it became a kind of cargo culture, with companies mindlessly copying the rituals and manners in hope to become successful just like "the big companies" where it originated.
 
that shit doesn't work people who vibe will talk to each other while working and people who don't won't "teambuild" during the event
 
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Only an autst wouldn't understand the importance.

Building relationships with colleagues is just as important as doing the actual work. So many dumbfucks I work with whose only skill is the fact that they can talk well and get along with people.
 
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Probably imported from america "muhh lets go climb together" the autists will probably still be bullied afterwards lmao
Women in the workforce = more bullshit at work

I've always refused to dance. That's one thing I will not do. Not even a little bit. Won't even sway back and forth with a gracious smile on my face. Doesn't matter if the CEO himself is there. And yes, I've been the only person standing in the corner away from all the other employees watching them dance on more than one occasion.
 
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Women in the workforce = more bullshit at work

I've always refused to dance. That's one thing I will not do. Not even a little bit. Won't even sway back and forth with a gracious smile on my face. Doesn't matter if the CEO himself is there. And yes, I've been the only person standing in the corner away from all the other employees watching them dance on more than one occasion.
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Women in the workforce = more bullshit at work

I've always refused to dance. That's one thing I will not do. Not even a little bit. Won't even sway back and forth with a gracious smile on my face. Doesn't matter if the CEO himself is there. And yes, I've been the only person standing in the corner away from all the other employees watching them dance on more than one occasion.
Do you work in retail? I saw a video of walmart employees having to do that shit jfl
 
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Only an autost wouldn't understand the importance.

Building relationships with colleagues is just as important as doing the actual work. So many dumbfucks I work with whose only skill is the fact that they can talk well and get along with people.
What OP thinks he looks like at work:

Sasukecool



How OP actually comes across:

Wojakdepresso


school and work are very much the basis of a person's social life.
 
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Do you work in retail? I saw a video of walmart employees having to do that shit jfl
No, I'm referring to when I was a teacher. Spent about 7 years doing that. They would do this type of crap at the weekly meetings some time. At one school they would do that stupid thing where you stand in a circle and put your hand in the middle with all the other employees and shout "Go Team!". I always just sat on the couch and refused. Lol, one time they tried to entice me to join them by letting me lead the chant and change it to whatever I wanted. I still refused.
 
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Probably imported from america "muhh lets go climb together" the autists will probably still be bullied afterwards lmao
lol that your shit hole is just now importing 1980s Corporate trends from the US. Maybe in a decade they will start doing statistical process control.
 

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