ratdick77
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This guy in my online class says "Wowzers that's bananas, someone call a monkey?" And then pretends to dial a phone, walks out of the frame, then comes back and eats three bananas, while pretending to be some sort of aggressive primate. All of the girls laugh and the teacher starts clapping. Then when he sits back down he says, this isn't my AA meeting, which is a stupid one-liner a dad would say. I thought people would get sick of it, but now the teacher awards him extra credit every time he does it.
I got jealous and tried my own routine. I stood up and before I could get my cowboy hat and ironic 2016 new Year glasses the teacher says, "NO SIT-DOWN, you are NOT MATTHEW, and nobody wants to see it". I was so embarrassed and right after I hear this mother fucker say "WOWZERS THAT's..." I lost my shit and cut him off. I said "Matthew, if you do the monkey bit I will find you and hunt you down." The class starts booing me and calling me a square."
Long story short, I am Matthew and nobody thought it was funny, and I have to attend counseling if I want to remain a student at my school.
I got jealous and tried my own routine. I stood up and before I could get my cowboy hat and ironic 2016 new Year glasses the teacher says, "NO SIT-DOWN, you are NOT MATTHEW, and nobody wants to see it". I was so embarrassed and right after I hear this mother fucker say "WOWZERS THAT's..." I lost my shit and cut him off. I said "Matthew, if you do the monkey bit I will find you and hunt you down." The class starts booing me and calling me a square."
Long story short, I am Matthew and nobody thought it was funny, and I have to attend counseling if I want to remain a student at my school.
