Why do hideous looking lesbians hate men so much?

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I don't get it. Usually, we're muscular. We have dicks that have been created to deeply penetrate vaginas, assholes, and mouths. We treat women right as long as they don't talk back. Ugh. The back of the hand. Right? But I don't understand why so much hate. Perhaps it's because they know our sperm parasites are the actual babies. And they know without us, there would be no women. They need our juice if they wanna continue existing.

Maybe it's time to restrict women's access to our testicles. Make them work for it. "IMPRESS ME! And you shall sip from the ballsack."

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I have to weed-eat the mountain. You know. Manly work.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

As a lesbian, let me tell you, a lot of you old up-and-cummers probably think that we suffer from the dreaded penis envy, but you couldn’t be further from the truth. You lot just can’t make a lady bust!

It’s true, we’re affected by whiskey dick just as much as the next person, provided the coke is ripe enough and out our clit hairs are just the right amount of fast and loose.

But oh, you’ve never seen a woman gush until you’ve slathered her pussy with craime frache and set a herd of wild gophers on it. Bitch will be squirming like a red snapper on land.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Look, they envy my big juicy sausageesque cock. It does the job of plowing better than a 15 inch “schlong toy” (trying to keep it PG here buckaroo!)

Shit, my semen shoots out faster than a fucking NASA space craft lifting up into the heavens, oh sweet heavens!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

As a lesbian, let me tell you, a lot of you old up-and-cummers probably think that we suffer from the dreaded penis envy, but you couldn’t be further from the truth. You lot just can’t make a lady bust!

It’s true, we’re affected by whiskey dick just as much as the next person, provided the coke is ripe enough and out our clit hairs are just the right amount of fast and loose.

But oh, you’ve never seen a woman gush until you’ve slathered her pussy with craime frache and set a herd of wild gophers on it. Bitch will be squirming like a red snapper on land.

I can relate. A few years back I was struggling with my identity. So I transgended into a woman. But I kept my facial hair and continued wearing manly clothes. But I was a woman! Though it didn't feel right. So I changed again into a lesbian. Ugh. The lesbians disowned me. They wouldn't allow me inside their pact. One said, "You're a fucking man! I don't find this the slightest bit funny. You're mocking us! So sssstop it! Sssssstop it right now!"

Ugh. So I reverted back to man. Today, I'm a recovering transgender lesbian.

 

[Deleted member 9801]

Cause men wont commit to them, so they became dikes and have resentment against said men (chads)

 

[Deleted member 18244]

I can relate. A few years back I was struggling with my identity. So I transgended into a woman. But I kept my facial hair and continued wearing manly clothes. But I was a woman! Though it didn't feel right. So I changed again into a lesbian. Ugh. The lesbians disowned me. They wouldn't allow me inside their pact. One said, "You're a fucking man! I don't find this the slightest bit funny. You're mocking us! So sssstop it! Sssssstop it right now!"

Ugh. So I reverted back to man. Today, I'm a recovering transgender lesbian.

Take me to cruch i’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your life tbh. I’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife ngl

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Look, they envy my big juicy sausageesque cock. It does the job of plowing better than a 15 inch “schlong toy” (trying to keep it PG here buckaroo!)

Shit, my semen shoots out faster than a fucking NASA space craft lifting up into the heavens, oh sweet heavens!

They really hate us. I mean viciously hate us. They're encouraging women to kill their male fetuses. Brutal. Zeus's father was known to eat the males. I wonder if there's any relation.

 

[Gargantuan]

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

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Ugh, I gotten that look quite a few times until I look back at them. They'll usually turn away. Sometimes, their eyes would scan down to my crotch as if Butch is thinking, "I should try that out sometime. Love what you hate, gurl."