Why do i always immediately regret going to the barber?

[Juno_roe]

Does anyone else feel like this? I could get the best haircut ever and still feel like i look despicable. Why does this happen to me? Am i beyond salvation?

 

[laaltemptboyo]

You need to go to a black barber

 

[Patrick Star]

You need to go to black barber

 

[Juno_roe]

You need to go to black barber

I'm brazilian